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Ballistic: Elliott, what exactly are your issues with your father? Mirage: My what? Ballistic: Your issues. With your father. What are they? Mirage: Oh, uh...He disappeared when I was a kid, so... Ballistic: Abandonment issues. So it is enough for you that I am here. Mirage: ...What? Ballistic: That is dangerous. A cruel man could take advantage of that. Lucky for you, I am not a cruel man. Mirage: Can we rewind? What are we talking about? Ballistic: Your daddy issues, dear. Mirage: Oh...So you're not taking advantage of them? Ballistic: Oh, I am. Just not cruelly. Mirage: That's why I tell my friends you're a good guy. A great guy. A fantasmic--f-fantasy--frantic--An amazing guy. Ballistic: Heavens, that stutter is Cupid with an automatic weapon...

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Ballistic: Torres. You must correct this behavior of breaking into my home. I find it difficult to maintain friendships when my personal space is disrespected...repeatedly. Silva: I never knew you to be interested in anyone with daddy issues, Brinkman. Ballistic: Straight to the point, I see...Well, considering the ages of your wives, I think you understand that daddy issues tend to work in our favor past a certain age. Silva: What are you doing with that clown? Ballistic: Whatever he consents to. Our relationship is purely casual. Silva: Witt doesn't do casual. He pines after anyone who will give him attention for more than a day. Ballistic: I know. I should say I am keeping our relationship casual...What is this really about, Torres? Are you afraid I may turn my attention to someone else with daddy issues? Or is this simple jealousy? Silva: If you even look at Octavio-- Ballistic, sighing: You will kill my son. I am aware. Silva: I will finally put an end to him. Ballistic: ...You don't mean my son, do you? Silva: When you are done experimenting with desperate little boys, you know where to find me. Ballistic, chuckling: Indeed. I will find you in my house when I least expect it.