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Hi! I am hanakisa and I post funny and random stuff. I like a good laugh or things that are TRUTH.

[hanakisa]

So, I don't mind having to do the battle royale to get these mega stones, but I wish there was 2 different "modes" you could choose from. "Competitive Mode" for the people who want to climb the ranks and do tough battles against other people. And "Casual Mode" for those of us who are just doing it for the Mega Stones. Maybe make the mega stones in Casual Mode need a high rank? I don't know, but I am kinda tired of going into these battles and barely getting any points because the OP players nuke me everytime.

[hanakisa]

Remember when Sword and Shield came out and the internet went wild with jokes about "Pokémon Gun"???

......WE WERE JOKING! HOW DID THIS COME TRUE?!

I can't believe that joke became a reality...

[hanakisa]

I don't care what anyone else thinks, that Spewpa missing in the museum side quest was adorable and hilarious. How they managed to give each of them SO MUCH personality is incredible.

[hanakisa]

I'm not part of this fandom, but I've been on the internet long enough to know this is big for them. Congrats on being right this entire time guys!

[hanakisa]

I headcanon that Red Hoods men and maybe even more of Gothams criminal network KNOW that he is Jason Todd, the son of Bruce Wayne. And also know that Red Hood is Batmans son. But instead of drawing the conclusion that Bruce Wayne is Batman, they draw the conclusion that this confirms the long standing rumors of Batman and Bruce Wayne being romantically involved. And they either see Jason's difficult relationship with his "dads" as a strained relationship because of the "divorce". Or, if they think Batman and Bruce are secretly still together, they think its strained because both his "dads" disagree with his criminal choices.

If anyone wants to use this in a fic, feel free BTW!

[hanakisa]

Life is hard when you're a lesbian with a breeding kink.

[dittolicous]

volo should be in every legends game. doesnt need to be a main character, just stick him in as like a shop merchant or w/e. doesnt matter if future or past, hes there, doing.... stuff. skulking around. looking sketchy and saying ominous things with a bright grin.

dont ask questions nintendo just do it

[hanakisa]

Better idea: Ingo should be in every Legends game. Arceus just keeps yeeting this poor man between times trying to get him home but keeps missing the mark, and figures he might as well leave him to help before the next yeeting

[hanakisa]

So you know how the live stream animations are considered Canon? I keep thinking about the flashback in God Games where Odysseus and Penelope hand baby Telemachus to Athena.

Mainly because this brings the conclusion that Penelope knows about Athena and that her husband is close enough with this Goddess to have her hold their child.

And now, all I can think of is the following interaction following the events of Little Wolf:

Penelope: Oh! My son, what happened? Who injured you so?

Telemachus: Well...I kinda got in a fight? *quickly* But it's OK!! Because you will never BELIEVE what happened! The Goddess ATHENA showed up and helped me fight!! Isn't that so cool!?

Penelope: ........

Telemachus: Uh...Mom, you OK?

Penelope: *screaming into the air* ATHENA!! YOU GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE AND TELL ME WHERE MY HUSBAND IS. RIGHT. NOW.

Athena: *would rather fight Zeus than deal with an angry Penelope* I'm just gonna....go....

[hanakisa]

I just want to say that Alastor canonically having an "Oh Deer" mug brings me vast amounts of joy.

[hanakisa]

Ok I'm just gonna say it. Damian is the kid who will end up inheriting Bruce's tendancy to adopt kids. This boy adopts animals left and right, once he's an adult that is GONNA translate into poor orphaned children. Bruce is gonna end up with a million grandchildren courtesy of Damian.

[hanakisa]

So I've been getting into Linked Universe fanfics recently. And I read this one fic (can't remember the name now) where Link and Zelda from BOTW trolled the rest of the chain, saying there is no Hero and stuff, and it was hilarious. And I thought just occurred to me: I think it would make a hilarious fic where Link and Zelda mess with them by swapping names before they understand whats going on with the chain. And this makes the entire chain have a crisis because they think they found a new 'sister' who isn't really skilled at fighting and the 'Prince' keeps running around blowing sh*t up, ect.

[accidentalkilljoys]

What order do you take pills in?

If you take more than one kind of pill at a time, what order do you take the pills in?

In order of how important I think each medication is

In order of size: largest first

In order of size: smallest first

In color order

A secret, fifth option

I don't take any pills regularly

Voting ended onMar 24, 2024

[hanakisa]

I take 2 batches, first I take all the ones that float and then all the ones that don't float.

[hanakisa]

OK but....did the Egg Bois go to Heaven too? I NEED ANSWERS 😭

[hanakisa]

So I'm finally watching Slime Diaries because I am in bed sick with a cold, and OH DEAR GOD!! GELD!! WITH THE LITTLE KIDDOS!! MY HEART CAN'T TAKE IT!! TOO PURE FOR THIS WORLD!!

[hanakisa]

So one of my favorite things in Dreamling fics is when Hob and Matthew are just total bros/besties. But unfortunately a lot of fics don't tag this so I can't easily search for more of them. Therefore, I am requesting fic recs! Please reply/reblog with your favorite fics that have Hob and Matthew being besties!

[hanakisa]

As a Ravenclaw who is also autistic, I think about how often I would have been locked out of the common room because I just don't understand riddles because of how literal my mind is....any other autistic Ravenclaws out there feeling the same?

[hanakisa]

Anyone else bothered by the Progressive Insurance Barbie commercial? Like they refer to Ken as her "boyfriend" and a HUGE point of the movie is that he's NOT her boyfriend. IDK, just seems like someone on the marketing team really should have watched the movie first...