Asking them “Would you still love me if I was a sheep?
I know I’ve seen a few writers do this prompt but with the classic worm bit, but let’s put a bit of a Devildom twist on it
Tags/Warnings: None, just goofs
He’s up to his ears in paperwork due to the RAD festival being just around the corner when he sees his D.D.D. light up on his desk
He glances over at it and the annoyance that he feels is almost immediate when he sees “Darling… would you still love me if I was a sheep? 🐏” written across the screen. The annoyance only slightly subsides when he sees this ridiculous question came from you
“MC, you do realize how much work I have on my plate, yes?”, he questions
Your only reply is “yes or no, morningstar? 💕”
Okay but now you’ve got him actually thinking about it
He beings weighing the pros and cons. Well, he couldn’t exactly kiss a sheep, but he supposes he could pet one? But would that still be love for you? or love for an animal companion?
He doesn’t realize how long he’s been in contemplation until you text him back asking him to come to bed
0 work got done that evening
When he joins you in bed there’s a long pause before you hear him say “…you’ve been hanging out with Mammon too much haven’t you?”
he would. he would still love you if you were a sheep.
He’s currently at one of his fashion shoots and you decide this one has been going on waaaay too long for your liking
If he was gonna beg for your attention 24/7, you’ll be damned if you won’t do it right back
You pick up your D.D.D. and click on your message thread with him. Of course it’s the very top one on the list
“Babe”…”Baaaaaaabe”…“BABE!!”
After about a five minute delay, you finally receive a text back
“What’s wrong treasure, somethin’ the matter?”
“Would you 🫵🙆🏽♂️ still love me 🫶💯if I was a sheep 😩🖐🐏🥺?”
he video calls you immediately
“WHAT DID SOLOMON DO TO YOU????”
Once he calms down a realizes that - A. you are still very much in fact human, and B. No, Solomon did not give you a magical sheep transforming potion, he says,
“..How are we supposed to go on dates and stuff if yer a sheep? I can’t be seen in public holdin hooves with a sheep!?”
Your one word answer “disguise” catches him off guard. He opens his mouth to answer, but the photographer is calling him back to set, so he hangs up
You text him back, “Well? What’s your answer?”
You’re both hanging out in his room together, you lying on the floor playing on your D.D.D. while he runs through the newest dating simulator on the market
His focus is ripped away from the game when he hears his notification sound go off. When he sees it’s from you, he looks down at where you lay on the floor quizzically before opening up the message and reading aloud
“Would you still love me if I was a sheep? And not a magically girl-sheep hybrid, an actual sheep?”
“…like, the farm animal?”, he questions
“I guess you could be henry 3.0”
That response gets him a playful slap to the arm
“I would still love you, but not in the same way. I can’t game with a sheep!!”
You’re painting his nails his signature colors when you pop the question
“Would you still love me if I was a sheep?”
His response is almost immediate
You clutch your heart falling backwards on the bed, feigning sadness
“MC, if I’m going to be with someone, they have to measure up to the beauty of m’wah!”
He guesses you’d be cute though
If it’s any consolation, he insists he’d take pictures of you to post on Devilgram!
You really had to disturb his reading just to ask such a ridiculous question? He feels his wrath start to boil inside him before he meets your puppy dog eyes and pouty lips
Sighing and setting down his book he states “This question is really eating away at you, huh?”
When he sees you nod a little bit, he pinches the bridge of his nose and scrunches up his face
“I suppose I could care for you while you were a sheep, while also looking for a way to turn you back into a human.”
Delighted at the answer, you throw yourself into his arms for a hug
When he really thinks about it, having a small little sheep version of you isn’t that far off from having a cat…
Kinda wants this to happen at least once so he can take care of you
It’s when you are both in the kitchen cooking dinner for the rest of the house (lamb shank) that you take a piece in your hands and quite morbidly ask him
“Could you still love me if I was a sheep. You CAN’T eat me, if that changes the stakes!”
He stares at you blank faced
Please let him know you are not actually planning on turning into a sheep
“You couldn’t stick around me. The temptation would be too much…”
You decide not to push further as his attention turns back to the lamb on the stove, his mouth watering at the sight
He would love you in the same way Beel loves a cheeseburger
When he notices you’re having trouble falling asleep at night he turns to you, concern in his eyes sincere
“Dear, what’s troubling you? You know you can tell me anything?”
“It’s nothing, I’ve just been thinking… would you still love me if I was a sheep?”
He takes a second to process the question before promptly grabbing his end of the blanket and rolling over
“Alright, I think you need to go to sleep MC!”
When you insist that you’re serious and would like an answer, he sighs
“ I’m not gonna kiss a sheep, why would you even ask that?”
When you begin to pout, he rolls his eyes
“ I guess you would make a good pillow though… so I’d keep you around”
(he would smooch you a top your little sheep noggin)
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