I Know Porn Bots Will Follow Anyways But

Porn bots don’t interact

[sentada]

[cocksuredness-deactivated202410]

I would be so good at being a lame husband

[shirtsthatgohard]

[punkitt-is-here]

jesse pinkman

[ovur]

And he is still ugly as fuck

[relelvance]

He should get a bob with the bang

[capacity]

And a bbl

[yassmines]

and a fox eye lift from the scalp

[cyclipse95]

No disrespect but what are you people TALKING about???

[ovur]

He needs a bob with the bang, a bbl and a fox eye lift from the scalp

[spitblaze]

do *you* think with your dick?

I think with my packer

[spitblaze]

[detectivehole]

"he would not fucking say that" i say with disgust, but im not talking about characterization im talking about his, like, vocabulary

[oddcryptidwrites]

Courtesy of @narcosene on twit

[maningning-deactivated20250527]

what if i *remembers that making suicide jokes is not conducive with my goal of improving the wellbeing of myself and everyone around me* transform into an oyster

[slopmaster9000]

i forget that biden has an actual wife and isn't married to kamala harris sometimes

[marriagehater]

[buddwyer]

even the top gets called a faggot

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

me explaining modern homophobia to aristotle

[theantiantichrist]

My favorite holiday is when Harris descends from On High to cast Holy YouTube Essays Judgement on those who are undeserving of their Internet fame

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

"No one remembered my birthday-" Well, but did YOU tell anyone it was coming up and you wanted to celebrate it with them?

"I wish someone would see through it when I tell people I'm fine-" Well, but have YOU considered not lying when people ask you how you're doing?

"I am so resentful of my friend because they keep doing this thing that really bothers me-" Well, but have YOU directly communicated that the thing is bothering you?

"I am burning out because my friend keeps expecting me to help them with serious struggles-" Well, but have YOU tried to establish the boundaries you need to feel okay?

"No one ever asks me about this thing I really care about-" Well, but have YOU brought it up yourself?

"I miss my friend but they haven't texted me-" Well, but have YOU been reaching out to them?

Sometimes people are mean, uncaring assholes, in which case you get to be mad. But sometimes you just need to communicate better. Try communication before you assume someone doesn't care!

[aenima1996]

[coolyo294]

Free sushi at the bus stop on 10th st east in downtown at paul. For those who are interested

[sweet4ngell]

[they-thespian666]

Alternate image for this scenario

[randomgirlyoudontknow]

love is stored in the fictional couple i’ve gotten overly invested in

[tapsoda]

[ferretinsocks]