the bin

29 • he/him

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[supermariomamafucker]

Lets all suck on glass together and make the aquarium clean for everyone

[los-feratu]

anyone else out there whose migraines (mostly) stopped after they had a hysterectomy?

[los-feratu]

I wish my job was to have a lot of money and spend it to make my friends happy

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[poupon]

Wow thanks for the ingot man let me just inspect the quality real quick

Dude come on

[starsworth]

idc what anybody says the most untouchable inarguable mlm ship of all time will always be those 2 tiny men jedediah and octavius from night of the living museum

[drarry]

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

[drarry]

This is the Pride Month that It will happen. I feel it in my gay bones

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[wooltoesocks]

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[calware]

gender affirming pointy teeth

[not100bees]

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

[senatortedcruz]

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

[dogpuppy]

[joanthebonelord]

[quebecbyween89-deactivated20240]

*Dictating suicide note to my secretary who is typing it in on a big antique typewriter*

*Phone rings, i go to answer it*

Mhm. Yeah. Mhm. I see. Thanks. *hangs up*

Sharlene you can go ahead and cancel that, i've just been informed that We're Back

[butch-witches-deactivated202412]

what doesnt kill you is still valuable data points for a graph im working on titled "how to kill you"

[rosie-dear-rosie]

[cartoon-fanaticism]

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

[thisisdaddyspage]

Show daddy that nice picture again

[filthinfatuated]