Not Handsome Jack

indie timothy lawrence rp blog. nsfw. selective. cloned by jasper

[moretrashyrpmemes]

Casual Nudity Memes

Send one to… 

 👙 - Catch my muse half naked accidentally 

 🙅‍♂️ - Walk in my muse and see them covering up their naked body 

 😍 - See my muse naked accidentally and say “damn” without meaning it 

 💧- Go skinny dipping with my muse 

☀️ - Go to a nudist beach with my muse 

 🍃 - Have my muse pose tastefully for your muse’s art project 

 🍺 - Get drunk and wake up completely naked cuddled up to my muse

 💳 - Play strip poker with my muse 

 🛁 - Shower with my muse

 🎁 - “Dick in a box” prank my muse 

 😧 - Accidentally walk into a changing stall that my muse was in 

 ✋️ - See my muse naked and have your muse cover their eyes 

 🖐 - Have your muse peek through their fingers at seeing my muse naked

[memeasaurus-promptus]

Inbox is open for suggestions, questions, mun inquiries, bad jokes, you name it

[handsome-dcppelganger]

//What a hectic week last week was! First a concussion. Second, dental surgery which was hell and then third going to the ER for it since something wasn’t right. But all seems to be heading the right direction. So hopefully I can get back to getting this blog to be active

[visionofanarchy]

Platonic Touch

Sometimes, characters want contact that has nothing to do with sex or violence. Send one of these for your character to reach out to mine.

Shoulder Clasp

Across the Shoulder hug

Hair Ruffle

Gentle headlock

Full body lean

Feet in lap

Head in lap

Hair petting

Ambush hug

Not so ambush hug

Pulling mine into their lap

Cheek kiss

Forehead kiss

Brushing hair out of mine’s face

Fixing shirt collar

Fixing shirt cuffs

Fixing a clothing tag

Tying shoes

Taking off shoes

Carrying while half asleep

Hand holding

Leaning their head on mine’s shoulder tiredly

Absently tracing patterns on the nearest exposed skin

Pushing glasses into place

Offering their drink

Offering their snack

Kissing the back of mine’s hand

Looping their arm around mine’s waist and leaning against mine’s back

Crawling into bed with

Using shoulder as a pillow

Pulling mine’s arm around their shoulder

Hair brushing

Brushing lint off of

Giving a foot massage

Giving a back massage

Giving a scalp massage

Rubbing circles on mine’s back

Sharing a secret smile

Booping the nose

Touching noses together

Resting foreheads together

Resting cheeks together

Sharing a blanket

Taking over mine’s seat while they’re in it

Poking with fingers/toes

Painting mine’s nails

Putting jewelry on mine

Doing mine’s hair

Pinkie promise

High five

Fist bump

Secret handshake

Hipcheck

Pulling mine into a dance

Initiate a tickle fight

[handsome-dcppelganger]

//yikes the pornbots are still here

[handsome-dcppelganger]

indie timothy lawrence from borderlands. selective. nsfw. cloned by jasper.

rules. muse. ask. memes. verses.

[handsome-dcppelganger]

indie timothy lawrence from borderlands. selective. nsfw. cloned by jasper.

rules. muse. ask. memes. verses.

[sodavic]

today i accidentally papped @bbbbroll in game. i have never feared for my life this much before

Bonus:

[lelelego]

haha. yeah

[spoks-illogical-art]

Did somebody say more Timtam memes

[justmorerpmemes]

Emergency Fluff and Softness Starters

“Hey, come here. It’s alright.”

“Shh. It’s okay.”

“You got me, and I’m not so bad, right?”

“I know what you need. Hold on.”

“I’m arresting you for being criminally cute.”

“Sleeping in? Hell yeah.”

“That was my blanket! Come on…”

“Don’t you dare. No, no puppy face of yours is gonna work…”

“I just found out I have $40 more than I thought. We’re getting take out!”

“Have some of this. You’ll feel better.”

“Ey, I got you. You know I do.”

“I’m glad you’re here. Truly.”

“Thank you for being gentle.”

“You did not just throw that pillow at me!”

“Door’s locked, lights are off… snacks are here, what’s next?”

“Your hands are cold, let me help.”

“You really didn’t need to, you know.”

“You needed a hug.”

“I will not be broken… I will not be… fine, you win stop with the face.”

“No, you’re cute. End of story.”

“I’m not cute. End of story.”

“Listen, we don’t have to fight, we can both be adorable.”

“…but I like it when you’re a soft dork.”

“Come on, get over here.”

“I will squeeze the unhappiness out of you!”

[signspin]

me on the dash every 5 minutes:

[naughtyandnicerpmemes]

Reblog if I'm allowed to send you in character asks even if we have never talked before.

[memeingovermemes]

My muse has to tell nothing but the truth for 10 asks.

Ask them funny questions, get personal, query about the people around them or pester them for their deepest darkest secrets - go wild! Include ✘ with the asks!

[givemeangstymemes]

Reblog if your inbox is ALWAYS open for random asks, even if you haven’t reblogged any meme

[handsome-dcppelganger]

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