CJ

22 • He/They 🏳️‍🌈 Sometimes I have a thought

[handsomehelmet]

My gummy hit kinda hard last night:

I’m going to write down everytime I have an important thought while I’m on this gummy mmkay?

- is it morally ok to kill your video game character?

-is it ok for me to be writing this?

- I have got to stop gridding my teeth

- my shaylaaa

- am I millennial coded??😔

- why does mind altering drugs feel good for our mind? That feels evolutionarily wrong

- a curse for my enemy’s: randomly everyday you’ll accidentally eat a singular long hair in your food.

- if you have a million eyes but they all see the same thing? Then it doesn’t matter that Theres a million of them. (A metaphor for something but I can’t figure out what)

- tattoo idea: a picture of someone falling backwards down a hole with the words “this has all been done before

[why-not-1597]

Why does ao3 always have to go down when I'm getting to the best part of the fic

[handsomehelmet]

Gladiator 2 spoilers but the movie ends with Paul Mescal receiving so many concussions he thinks his mom is a wheel and his dad is some rocks 😔 I’m so sorry about your brain damage mr. Mescal

[handsomehelmet]

When Paul Mescal hits the dab pen with that doctor guy in gladiator 2? That was gay as hell man

[handsomehelmet]

You ever have such a bad poop you need to remove your binder for it?

[nic0o-o]

the slightly concerning head-turn of most… of my pedro art🧎‍♀️

[nic0o-o]

my first post here:O i have absolutely no idea what i’m doing but🕺my season 2 pedro seems like a good introduction

[handsomehelmet]

There’s something connecting these characters in my brain….

[handsomehelmet]

Me when the Dow Jones falls

Aw man! That is- that’s just such a uh bummer… right? That’s just so bad??? Hate it when he does that… grrr *shakes fist*

[handsomehelmet]

Bringing this back because can someone please explain Dow Jones to me like I’m 5yo??? I keep having to pretend I know what ppl are saying to me irl

[eyelessfaces]

is it cringe if I make poe say "save an x wing ride a pilot" in a smut fic. because don't tell me he wouldn't

[handsomehelmet]

Me when the Dow Jones falls

Aw man! That is- that’s just such a uh bummer… right? That’s just so bad??? Hate it when he does that… grrr *shakes fist*

[woman-becomer]

faggin it up on a friday

[fimloly]

dad tax

[handsomehelmet]

The amount of times I have the desire to lick a man’s neck istg

[handsomehelmet]

Me during the entirety of Dune 2:

[monostardust]

I missed the Duke daddy

[handsomehelmet]

RIP Daddy Duke 😩

[batsandboba]

yes! i do like [problematic thing]! and unfortunately i am under no obligation to defend my interests to strangers on the internet. good day and thank you for your time

[quasi-normalcy]

Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation

[quasi-normalcy]

"He only made this art because he was horny!" ...Yeah, and? You only made a sandwich because you were hungry.