My favorite headcanon/canon divergence rn is Shane Hollander is so fucking hot he turns everyone a little gay. Like everyone. Even the gay guys get gayer with Shane. Scott? Already gay? Even gayer after Shane. Troy? Much gayer than he was in his relationship. JJ is straight? Wrong, gay. Yes even the metros. All of them just gets attacked by those wet big brown bottom eyes and they fold like a lawn chair immediately. Raging boners everywhere after Shane plays like a beast on the ice and wins them a game. Ilya gets an aneurysm but gets resurrected by the sheer force of his will and starts killing everyone who's shared a locker room with Shane and got a boner.























