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It's hilarious to me that Al Capone was an amazing tipper. I get why it took so long to catch him.

weaver-z

Me and the other caddies watching Al Capone beat a guy to death with a golf club after he gave each of us the 2022 equivalent of $1600

Finished The Last Wish last night and like

Why is book Yennefer transgender as hell why is this framed like Geralt clocking the shit out of her and still blushing like “i think I hauve plague” this is what it’s like to be bewitched by the beauty of a slightly clocky doll… it rocks

Also must be said with only one book down I’m already like wow… I was too kind to the Netflix series it fucked everything all the way up in the writing and having Cavill star (a lot of the other casting is still great like Anya as Yen and Freya as Ciri and Joey as Jaskier/Dandelion but they were given subpar material… tragic)

#yennefer of vengerberg #yenralt #the Witcher #Jaclynposting

ace-trainer-alice

I've been trying to do this whole subtle, slowburn corruption arc thing, but the princess got so excited about outfit planning for her heel turn that I got dragged into an admittedly really fun conversation for several hours and we ended up moving up the plans by like a year. Fortunately, this legally counts as instant loss, so the villains association isn't taking away my funding.

kleinergeist

You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

hermann-rorschach

Do not share the answers with your classmates.

kleinergeist

Yes Dr Rorschach

Sorry Dr Rorschach

halimaidmf

You think you can't be plural because there aren't any other voices in your head?

You already have one. Her name is tinnitus.

aj-moment-deactivated20260416

She's not nonverbal she knows how to say the letter e and loves to do it more than anything

ex-riddlecats

i'll be honest it gets kind of annoying when ppls immediate canned response to an m/f ship is "she deserves better" because over half the people who say that then proceed to hyperfocus on some yaoi with the man involved and never give the woman a second glance. forgive me but i think she deserves better than being girlbossed off screen and never mentioned again

kiwimintlime

*feministly*: women should never be centered in stories because Bad Stuff™ might happen to them

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haverdoodles

Wayward Son

— (Wyll)

alexkablob

Hello, I am a trans woman who got laid off, has run out of unemployment assistance, and hasn't been able to find a new job yet despite hundreds of applications. If you can afford to help me stay housed and make ends meet for another month, please send something my way.

Venmo: @Alex-Anderson-10272

Paypal: paypal.me/alexiskablob

$0/$2000

$80/$2000

$234/2000

$584/$2000

$634/$2000

soooo hard being a fan of a female character who i can't hc as a lesbian. unfortunately ive read & reread the text & she really loved that stupid white boy. which is why he has to die

stephexmachina

someday tim drake will get what's coming to him.

#Avar Kriss and her awful but undeniable taste in Elzar Man