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she hasn't even thought about getting her job at arasaka back in weeks. she swears.

#fem v cyberpunk #cyberpunk photomode #cyberpunk 2077

Iconic baseball moment of 2024 when the guardians announcer said the cubs pitcher wanted to kill himself after allowing a home run

#the fucking mario coin sound lmfao

>gets fired

>becomes a solo hitter

>starts walking around the sex club like she's hung and it's weighing her down

#she is. and it is.#cyberpunk 2077 #cyberpunk photomode #fem v cyberpunk #fem v

i know she does not fuck around about an expense report

#cyberpunk 2077 #cyberpunk photomode #corpo v

softdog

i started up destiny 2 yesterday and burst into tears because i forgot i had set my steam name to reeses penis butter cups but instead of censoring penis

it censored the butt in butter

this game is rated M

squeakitties

reeses penis FUCKer cups

zoesupreme

they're calling it the Los Angeles Civil War

beardedmrbean

#billionbox my beloved #i still remember when they made an ad that was just a swagged out bart simpson pointing a gun at the burger king logo

hotgirlmeg

imagine you have a movie with oscar isaac and john boyega and people fixate on adam driver instead. this actually happened

orpheuslament

terrifying when you watch a movie or a show or whatever & youre like that was fun but it felt a little redundant they didnt need to hammer the point home that much & then you go online & theres thousands of people going that was so weird i did not get it what did that mean google.com ending explained please?

poupon

Wow thanks for the ingot man let me just inspect the quality real quick

Dude come on

cupidsynapse

I hope she goes ape shitt

commissions open

#god me too #ffxiv #ffxivart #halmarut

musicofthe-ainur

Am I the only person who thought this was really fucking funny

eleemosynecdoche

A lot of the really funny moments in Lord of the Rings come from Tolkien playing with language like this, where we have relatively formal, archaic, “high” language responded to with informal, modern, “low” language.