Martin the Aggregate @martin-the-aggregate - Tumblr Blog

A rock golem character I designed back in March as a commission for a client's TTRPG campaign. I didn't post it here in case a player from said campaign decided to check out my blog at the worst possible time, but I've been told this character has since shown up so it's free real estate, baby!

Fun fact: The proportions are vaguely based on a cortical homunculus (because reasons), hence the enlarged hands and lips. I didn't want it to look too human, though, so I merged the mouth and nose into a beak-like structure and replaced the ears with stalacsides [patent pending]. Either way the inspiration isn't that blatant in the final design so all this aside amounts to in the end is a scheme to trick you into making a cursed Google search.

martin-the-aggregate

weird

A conversation that actually happened.

me: "Denzel strikes me as the kind of person to keep hyenas, but it's illegal to keep them as pets in the UK, so I guess he had to settle for goats."

Denzel's coworker: "Actually, he keeps more hyenas than goats. It's legal because he's part of the zoological society's breeding program."

me:

#denzel douglas #imperial memes #they are watching

superscourge

sorcerer au stuff lol

flora-the-sea-anemone

you just reminded me of-

flora-the-sea-anemone

The internet seems to have forgotten that day when The Smiling Man and The Hat Man, the latter previously thought to be a sleep paralysis demon, announced online together who they actually were in real life.

Seems the internet cares more for trends than it actually cares for facts.

flora-the-sea-anemone

It's the anniversary of Denzel's death.

Denzel's last words were "If I come back and find out you guys have become pussy weak on me, I swear I'm gonna haunt your stupid ass."

Truly it cannot be argued that anyone else gave 100% like he did.

My heart goes out to his kids fighting in the Ukraine right now.

Our little Somalian GOAT is watching us from above and judging us.

flora-the-sea-anemone

Felt appropriate

flora-the-sea-anemone

Someone's gotta keep order in Hell

girlwiththemostcakee-deactivate

Top canonical events in a girl's life:

1. Listening to Lana del Rey for the first time

2. Locking yourself in your room all the time

3. Trying at some point to fit in with a group but just can't

4. Feeling awkward around boys

5. Daydreaming

6. Not being talkative

7. Obsessing over some actor who could be your grandfather

8. Ruining your sleep schedule to get more alone time

9. Tumblr and girlblogging

10. Feeling like no one really knows you

11. Feeling lost in a group of friends

flora-the-sea-anemone

i have never read a more unrelatable post.

how dare you speak for us all.

haikokuu

sonic sona art heheheh 💕💕

my comms are open pls check my pinned !!

I can also design sonic sonas for around 18 € !! DM me if you're interested

flora-the-sea-anemone

hello again cham

your-absent-father

Eve's weird question time: which of your ocs would you make into a plushie if you had the chance?

val-the-flatworm

my persona, joegan.

they're a girardia tigrina, a flatworm.

i wanna put a lattice of pipe-cleaners in them.

that way they can be flat and i can put them on poses easily.

it's funny because his 'eyes' are just markings.

they technically wouldn't move position anyway.

all their expression is in body language.

martin-the-aggregate

can my 'sona be a bean bag?

that would be kinda meta.

softwarepony

£55 :3 discord - @ softpinkpny 🌊🌺🖱️

shes the first of a few ipony adopts im working on!!

softwarepony

lowered to £45 !

gary-cole-75

Saw a vore post about banana pancakes. It was a minor so they said unsafe dni. -but now I really want banana pancakes. Sexy sexy prey-coded banana pancakes.