How would the skellies react to realizing that you're trying to compare height with them, like coming close to them checking whether your shoulder is higher than theirs?
Undertale Sans - I mean, that's not too complicated. Sans just gives you an interrogative look. Yeah, he's still short. Did you expect him to grow during the night or something? He informs you his brother already tried it once by making him bathe in milk because he learnt calcium makes bones grow, but apparently that doesn't work with magic skeletons.
Undertale Papyrus - He noticed you were sort of mad you're shorter the last time you did that, so he just bends his knees a little to make you look taller. You're victorious for 5 seconds and then you notice. You just sigh and go to pout on the couch. Sorry! He didn't want you to feel bad!
Underswap Sans - Blue hates that he's short, and so he immediately tiptoes to make himself taller. He stares at you. Don't you dare say that he's still shorter even like this or he's going to put so much salt in your coffee you'll feel like you drank the Pacific Ocean.
Underswap Papyrus - You're having a competition because he's taller, but only from one inch. The day you're beating him, he's cheering. Though, sorry to tell you, but skeletons never stop growing, unlike humans, and you might lose sooner than you think.
Underfell Sans - The hell you're looking at? He puffs up immediately to look more threatening, even if it's clearly not working on you. He can't help it, it's a defense mechanism. He hates when people look down at him, it reminds him he's short and so considered weak by most of monsterkind, which he's not, by the way. He's slightly offended now.
Underfell Papyrus - He lets you have your fun, then just smirks when it's clear he's winning this by far. He pets your head affectionately and tells you that every child gets taller eventually, and you'll be there. You gasp, offended. You're not a child, asshole!
Horrortale Sans - He's confused about what you're doing and so just puts his big head above yours to see whatever you're doing with your hand. You look at his head about your, blink, and then sigh. Yeah, no, you're not getting taller than him before a long, loooong time. He just tilts his head cutely, wondering why you're grumpy, which doesn't help.
Horrortale Papyrus - He stays still, staring you down awkwardly. Uh... What are you doing? He thinks it's quite obvious he's taller than you and 99.99% of everyone in the world? If it can comfort you, he's pretty sure you gained two inches since he met you. You whine pathetically, as it's been ten years he knows you now.
Swapfell Sans - He low growls at you. Are you trying to mock him because he's small? Because if so, he reminds you he entered the Royal Guard all by himself when he was even shorter than this, and he has still beaten the hell out of every little shit that tried to remind him. You gulp, and squeak that you didn't. Yeah. That's what he thought.
Swapfell Papyrus - He smirks, kisses you, and whispers in your ear that yes, you are still short. You kick him with your knee in the pelvis. He whimpers and falls on his knees. Say shit, get hit.
Mafiafell Sans - He mimicks you thinking he's winning this easy, but then he realizes you're taller than him and he kicks your leg to make you shorter again. Stop growing up or he'll end up biting your ankles for real.
Mafiafell Papyrus - He puts his hand on your shoulders to tell you that even if you somehow miraculously get taller than him, he will always look scarier than you, so why are you not giving up and crying with your baby face? You grab his spine, he goes entirely limp, like when you grab a kitten by the scruff. He's also not talking to you the rest of the day, so mad you know about this.
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