Spoiler warning just in case you haven’t got this far yet or plan on watching the show!
I LOVE Janine she just reminds me of myself with her awkwardness and whimsy sometimes Melissa has to be a close second! She’s so mommy ngh 🤤 but that little argument that Janine and Gregory had over transportation had me STRESSED like Ik it was a minor bump in the road but they are just the cutest couple 😖😖😖 Jacob obsessing over getting them back together is lowk me because no yall can’t break up 😡😡 Barbara is so funny that one episode when she was obsessed with not being old had me giggling!! And Ava is such a diva I just love them all!! Mr Johnson is such good comedic relief too!! Has to be my favorite sitcom (if that’s what it qualifies as idk) I’m just glad that one of my favorite writers on tumblr like my favorite show!!
-cryptic anon (forgot to put this last time 😖)
YESSS i love janine a lot more now ngl shes a grower. YES MELISSA IS SOOO FINE UGHHH. when they SPOILERS
broke up i was so sad like it was soo unnecessary to BREAK UP over imo. like yes it was a fundamental issue but there were better paths to a solution than breaking up. yess jacob is their no.1 fan its so cuteee. ALSO I LOVE JACOB’S BROTHER SM. HIM JACOB AND MELISSA’S DYNAMIC IS SOOO FUNNY LMAO. AVA IS MY FAV CHARACTER ON THE SHOW OTHER THAN MR JOHNSON she’s what got me to watch she’s so iconic. barbara centered episodes used to be my faveee but now they show she hasn’t rlly grown she keeps repeating the same stuff :/ YESSS it’s a sitcom i believe and it’s one of my favs. one of your favorite writers??? i’m so honored nonnie ily!! and im glad you read my byf i feel like no one reads it and follows / interacts anyway like guys this is a community let’s respect that + bond over our interest tg !!
AND YAYYY welcome back cryptic nonnie glad to hear from you ill fix that tag on that last post :’)
♡ ⸝⸝ when toji fucks you good, you take his ass to red lobster ! ❤︎₊ ⊹
cw: nsfw
“hello! my name is michael, and i’ll be your server for tonight.” he gestured to the menus in front of you. “ready to order?”
you glanced up and gave him a small smile. “not quite, give us some time please.”
“no worries, take your time.” he smiled and left.
toji looked unamused. “why’d you send him away? you said i can order whatever i want.”
you rolled your eyes. “you already know what you want? we’ve been here for like two minutes.”
“i do actually, it’s the same order every time.”
he wasn’t wrong, he was pretty consistent with what he liked. especially with you.
“yeah just like that.” he groaned and you clenched around him at his words. “if you keep—fuck—squeezing me like that, i won’t last much longer pretty.”
toji had you in yet another mating press for the third time this week. you’d asked him to come over to help fix your bed frame and you somehow found yourself on the bed, caged underneath him.
with the way he was ramming into you, he might need to come over again to fix it. the bed squeaked with each thrust, headboard banging against the wall. you were bound to get a noise complaint from your neighbors, but you didn’t care. not with the way he fucked you like his life depended on it.
he rubbed your clit with his thumb, earning yet another sinful moan from you. thighs trembling, you came hard for the second time of the night, so hard you saw stars. you whined as he drove into you, not showing any signs of stopping.
“i’m not done cutie. i promised you five, remember?”
you whimpered his name and he shook his head with a grin. he snapped his hips against yours and you yelped.
“soo tight my pretty girl, you’re doing so well for me. don’t tap out now.” he teased you lightly. gripping his bicep, you tried your best not to squirm underneath him. but toji made it hard as he fucked you at a brutal pace. your slick coated his shaft and your thighs, but he didn’t seem to care. in fact, you were pretty sure it egged him on.
“my good girl is soaked for me, huh? as if i haven’t fucked you two other times this week. greedy pussy.”
you couldn’t think straight. all you could think about was the way he grinded his hips against yours, coaxing another orgasm from you.
the lethal grip you had on his bicep as you came caught toji off guard. he was used to the broken cries and the way your cunt tightened around him, but this was something different. his hips stuttered as he buried himself as deep as possible. he came with a low, guttural moan before resting his forehead against yours.
the sounds of his ragged breathing and your panting filled the roam. his thick seed was leaking out of your sore cunt. he had just enough energy left to reach in between your legs and push it back in.
“maybe five was a bit ambitious,” he murmured against your skin. “but you said three and i get to go to red lobster.”
you wanted to laugh at how upfront he was, but you couldn’t. you were spent. he nudged you with this nose and you groaned softly. “again?”
“a promise is a promise.” he grumped.
“m’kay.”
that’s how you found yourself across the table from him, skimming through the menu like you didn’t know what you were going to order. just like toji, it was the same every time.
“hi, ready to order?” michael reappeared. he clicked his pen and looked at the two of you expectantly.
toji grabbed his menu to point at what he wanted, but not before michael caught on.
“wait, have i seen you guys before?”
unhinged asf but i’ve never seen anyone do this. queen bey you will always be famous
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and rub your clit with her finger, teasing you for getting so worked up from just from dry humping. her earrings jewelry is cool on your back making you shiver at contact. and ong she tugs hair to tease too idc
Ahh wait I love abbot elementary!! Who’s your fav teacher?
OMG NONNIE, SAME??? TWINSSS. don't even get me started on abbott like it's one of my fav shows oat, i'll yap for ages.
gun to my head? melissa. i love melissa, not just bc i have a huge crush on her, but bc i find her funny and her character interesting. i think jacob is overhated he provides this comedic relief no one else can give. gregory and janine r sooooooo cute. janine would pmo a lot in the earlier szns, bc she reminds me of myself a little, but now i cant help but love her. i want to adopt her. barbara is how i envision my mom in like 10-20 years so it makes her character 10x funnier
my baby, love you and your fics sm, hope you're having a lovely vacation! thank you for still keeping us fed while you're away mama <3
my sweet anna ily (like my pinned says hehe) THANK UUUU. we're at the beach now and i'm so hyped to swim like it's been ages ngl. AND STOPPPP UR SO KIND, I JUST POST DRAFTS IVE BEEN SITTING ON JSKSKJSKJ thank u for always supporting the bs i post ilysm <3
♡ ⸝⸝ when toji fucks you good, you take his ass to red lobster ! ❤︎₊ ⊹
cw: nsfw
“hello! my name is michael, and i’ll be your server for tonight.” he gestured to the menus in front of you. “ready to order?”
you glanced up and gave him a small smile. “not quite, give us some time please.”
“no worries, take your time.” he smiled and left.
toji looked unamused. “why’d you send him away? you said i can order whatever i want.”
you rolled your eyes. “you already know what you want? we’ve been here for like two minutes.”
“i do actually, it’s the same order every time.”
he wasn’t wrong, he was pretty consistent with what he liked. especially with you.
“yeah just like that.” he groaned and you clenched around him at his words. “if you keep—fuck—squeezing me like that, i won’t last much longer pretty.”
toji had you in yet another mating press for the third time this week. you’d asked him to come over to help fix your bed frame and you somehow found yourself on the bed, caged underneath him.
with the way he was ramming into you, he might need to come over again to fix it. the bed squeaked with each thrust, headboard banging against the wall. you were bound to get a noise complaint from your neighbors, but you didn’t care. not with the way he fucked you like his life depended on it.
he rubbed your clit with his thumb, earning yet another sinful moan from you. thighs trembling, you came hard for the second time of the night, so hard you saw stars. you whined as he drove into you, not showing any signs of stopping.
“i’m not done cutie. i promised you five, remember?”
you whimpered his name and he shook his head with a grin. he snapped his hips against yours and you yelped.
“soo tight my pretty girl, you’re doing so well for me. don’t tap out now.” he teased you lightly. gripping his bicep, you tried your best not to squirm underneath him. but toji made it hard as he fucked you at a brutal pace. your slick coated his shaft and your thighs, but he didn’t seem to care. in fact, you were pretty sure it egged him on.
“my good girl is soaked for me, huh? as if i haven’t fucked you two other times this week. greedy pussy.”
you couldn’t think straight. all you could think about was the way he grinded his hips against yours, coaxing another orgasm from you.
the lethal grip you had on his bicep as you came caught toji off guard. he was used to the broken cries and the way your cunt tightened around him, but this was something different. his hips stuttered as he buried himself as deep as possible. he came with a low, guttural moan before resting his forehead against yours.
the sounds of his ragged breathing and your panting filled the roam. his thick seed was leaking out of your sore cunt. he had just enough energy left to reach in between your legs and push it back in.
“maybe five was a bit ambitious,” he murmured against your skin. “but you said three and i get to go to red lobster.”
you wanted to laugh at how upfront he was, but you couldn’t. you were spent. he nudged you with this nose and you groaned softly. “again?”
“a promise is a promise.” he grumped.
“m’kay.”
that’s how you found yourself across the table from him, skimming through the menu like you didn’t know what you were going to order. just like toji, it was the same every time.
“hi, ready to order?” michael reappeared. he clicked his pen and looked at the two of you expectantly.
toji grabbed his menu to point at what he wanted, but not before michael caught on.
“wait, have i seen you guys before?”
unhinged asf but i’ve never seen anyone do this. queen bey you will always be famous
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