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#stalker #creepy #letsnotmeet #irl

Need more of this energy EUNHA

Looking for my old pal Emily. She used to be magicmeatcakes. If you're out there, come to me. I have SO MANY THINGS TO SAY @magicmeatcakez

#iso #emily

suddenly remembering your first kiss was in an outhouse

#middle school #first kiss #cringe

#glitch in the matrix #doppelganger #alternate ending #alternate universe #parallel universe

So I have a stalker. He was just here screaming at me again with a machete.

🌈Edit: so he's gone now, but props to my cat, for telling me about the threat and matching my tacticool energy. Tacticat.

Props to my dog for being great emotional support but total non-threat. He's my other ears.

🌈Please don't worry, I am properly strapped should the need arise.

He just got out of the clink after being in for a year doing this same thing at the liquor store, threatening someone else (actually in that case it was absolutely no one real) with a machete. He got tazed, tackled, and went on to go locally viral on TikTok.

I did tell him in no uncertain terms, firmly but kindly, multiple times, to please leave me alone as I am not partaking in the same hobbies and pastimes as he is anymore, and I have moved well away from that scene and have no desire to be around others who still live a crusty life.

I don't know how many times I've had those cops out here, we're on good terms but I'm not sure why. Really. I'm an anxious wreck because of this guy and they've peeled me off the pavement as many times as they've saved my sorry hide.

#stalker #fuck my life #true scary stories