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hyunjin: *accidentally yells at jisung*

minho: this means war.

jeongin: i just figured out i had magic powers, i can't hear what bitches say!

jisung: oh really? how did that happen?

jisung: ...

jisung: you've got to be kidding me

teacher: han jisung please turn on your microphone and answer the question

jisung: *opens mic*

minho in the background: babe i accidentally kicked a kid in the face but i did it intentionally

teacher:

teacher: nevermind please turn it back off

minho: come with me

jisung: to where?

minho: to nowhere, let's run away baby *winks*

seungmin: i'm trying. I'M FUCKING TRYING.

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Minho: I'm going to overthrow JYP and become the CEO

Minho: Then I'll make Jisung my secretary so he can fall in love with me like he did in the fanfiction that I read

Jisung: ...

chan: minho...

minho: no don't talk to me

chan: i was just scolding him—

minho: whatever it is, you hurt jisungie.

jisung: i feel sad.

jisung: to those eggs, who once dreamt of being a big mighty chicken, had to be just an egg.

chan: im here. *pats shoulder*

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Jisung: I wanna build a snowman

Chan: But it's summer

Minho, running into the room: LISTEN UP BITCH! IF JISUNG WANTS TO BUILD A SNOWMAN, WE WILL BUILD A SNOWMAN USING SAND!

jisung: i only want one thing.

minho: and that is?

jisung:

minho: fine. *removes grasp from jisung's ass*

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jisung: look at my sweater paws!

hyunjin:

jisung:

minho: how DARE you ignore my tiny human!

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minho: oh god, give me a reason to live

jisung: *walks in*

minho: oh thank you

hyunjin, to jisung: I'm prettier than you.

minho: he has a tinier waist than you.

minho: and also, he's my man, fear me.

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chan: you ok bro? you're spacing out.

minho: too much, bro.

chan, glancing at jisung: did he hurt you or something?

minho: i meant, too much; disappointment.

*playing among us*

jisung: uhm guys.

felix: *focused* wait hold it, white is sus!

jisung: uh i—

hyunjin: i think it's yellow!

jisung: GUYS! WHY IS MY NAME COLOR RED?!

the rest: alright.

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baby: [crying]

seungmin: all right, hey, listen to me. you’re out of control, okay? you’re a baby, your life is not that hard. you’re embarrassing yourself

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minho: jisung's friends think they can beat me.

felix: jisung loves cuddles!

minho: no, he loves ME.

chan: so about the "who knows jisung better competition",

chan: y'all weren't joking.

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changbin: i feel it, the dark side is waiting for my arrival. it's welcoming me to the dark world.

hyunjin: fuCKING SLEEP

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