I hit the post limit

this is Adam's (aka Spider's) secret tumblr, for use only when tumblr's dumbass post limit tries to keep me from being awesome.

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something went horribly wrong and dylan sprouse came out looking like a hot teen boy and cole’s crusty ass is out here lookin like a damn founding father of the united states

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jeSUS

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cis-privilege exists

shut the fuck up

all of you

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Adventure Time, come on grab your friends, we’ll go to very distant lands. The fun will never end, adventure time!

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Silver Sable was the shit a while back…….The Russian Roulettes (first thing to pop off in my head)

Art by Ty Rosma

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its britney bitch

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cellphones have two brightness settings: “dim” and “the messiah is back”

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Batman is a Mary Sue

geekmehard:

So, there’s this girl. She’s tragically orphaned and richer than anyone on the planet.  Every guy she meets falls in love with her, but in between torrid romances she rejects them all because she dedicated to what is Pure and Good. She has genius level intellect, Olympic-athelete level athletic ability and incredible good looks.  She is consumed by terrible  angst, but this only makes guys want her more. She has no superhuman abilities, yet she is more competent than her superhuman friends and defeats superhumans with ease. She has unshakably loyal friends and allies, despite the fact she treats them pretty badly. They fear and respect her, and defer to her orders.  Everyone is obsessed with her, even her enemies are attracted to her. She can plan ahead for anything and she’s generally right with any conclusion she makes. People who defy her are inevitably wrong. God, what a Mary Sue

Text Source credit to bloomysqueeb for posting this amazing conversation.) (Image Source)  Now at first it makes you giggle, cause it is totally true. Then the real point starts to sink in and you are shocked and/or mad. Or at least you should be. Because if Batman were a female character he would immediately be identified as a Mary Sue and mocked accordingly.  Why is it that male heroes are constructed to be our ideal selves, but if female heroes are constructed in a similar fashion they are considered flawed, unrealistic and silly?  

JUST SO EVERYONE KNOWS

the original source of that paragraph up there - the "Oh God what a Mary Sue" is from here

I did not write that myself

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30 Day BroTP Challenge - Day 21: Mending Clothing

Hank held up the ruins of what had been his costume and sighed heavily.

"You could always just... make a new one?" Bill came up behind his friend and hid a smile at the gaping holes in the fabric. 

"I don't have time for that. I'm going to try and mend it." Hank folded up the wrecked cloth and set it on a nearby counter. Even mending it would take longer than he wanted it to; he had other work to do, and there was no telling when he'd be called out into the field again.

"You could always get that spider-guy to do it."

Hank turned and frowned at Bill. "Peter? Why do you say that?"

"I hear he makes his own costume. Sews the whole thing himself. I'm sure he could do something with that if you gave him the material." Bill gestured at the costume.

"And how do you know he has the time to do that?" Hank shook his head. "No, I'll do it."

"You're going to forget about it and be stuck going naked next time, and you know it." Bill grinned at Hank's scowl. "Just give it to the spider-guy."

"Fine." Hank grabbed the costume and shoved it at Bill. "You go ask him. I've got work to do." He pushed a protesting Bill out of the lab and, after shoving Bill into the hall, locked the door behind him.

Bill jiggled the handle and glared at the lock door. "Yeah? You want me to give it to Peter?" he muttered under his breath, walking down the hall. He shoved the costume into the first garbage he came across and grinned.

"You can just go naked," he said to himself in a sing-song voice.

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If you don’t think this otter touching my finger through the glass is the tightest shit then get out of my face

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update fan art

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thank

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[10:34:37 PM] Johnny Storm: I did nazi that coming.

[10:34:36 PM] Bill of the Foster: EHEHEHEHEHEH

[10:34:44 PM] Perios Maximoff: g d i

[10:35:06 PM] Johnny Storm: Jew just don’t have a sense of humor.

[10:35:09 PM] Perios Maximoff: let’s not take these nazi puns any fuhrer okay

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30 Day BroTP Challenge - Day 20: Totally not getting what MST3K is

"I'm sorry, run that by me again - why were the two of you up until 3 o'clock in the morning screaming at science fiction movies?"

"Uh, well." Bill shrugged and turned to Hank, who looked shook his head in a panic.

"Don't look at me."

"Well, don't look at me either!"

"I'm looking at both of you." Steve stood with his arms crossed over his chest. He was giving the two of them a pretty intense stink eye. "I don't need much sleep, but that doesn't mean I like being woken up by... whatever it was you were doing."

"We were MST3K-ing some old sci-fi flicks," Bill said helpfully.

Steve stared. "You were what?"

"MST3K?" Hank tilted his head. "Mystery Science Theater 3000? Come on Steve, I know you were around during the eighties."

"That doesn't mean I know about your magic science whatever."

"It's Mystery Science--"

"Look, we're really sorry about last night," Bill cut in hastily. "We were just having a little fun and it got out of hand. We're really, really sorry." 

Steve looked from one to the other, taking in the blue and brown eyes that were producing the same puppy dog looks. He sighed.

"Fine. Just... don't do it again." Steve left the two of them high-fiving each other. He muttered something about wishing he could drink coffee under his breath as he retired back to his room.