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winonaparadise

Trying to fuck a girl with alters starting every text with to whom it may concern

the-sappho-of-lesbos

Source: Lesbian; Sacred Sexuality- by Diane Mariechild & Marcelina Martin

medkamustdie

Lesbians can never have a normal meet-cute, they always do some shit like this:

luv3ria

🌀

meowlgbt

pent up so i went here. imagining making you get on your knees so i can fuck your mouth

i tried to draw something of this but it was very hard to. if u tell me anything firmly i'll do it for u. obeys u eagerly so u can easily have ur way with my mouth. u can make me kiss it too and i'll do it. lplease. thanku. thank u

missagpmuttpuppy

Tactical combat boots are NOT designed for the Military Industrial Complex they are designed for HORNY TRANS WOMEN to GRIND against!

thefaultinourchickennuggets

the bad thing about having unhealthy habits due to mental illness, is when you DO do something healthy style you can't brag about about it because then people will then know you've been doing it yucky style all along. Like you can't brag you changed your sheets or brushed your teeth because then ppl will be like oh did you not brush your teeth regularly before? Thats yucky disgusting! So you just gotta keep it to yourself. And be proud alone, I suppose.

nateconnolly

These days, lots of public libraries have a "library of things" collection where you can check out kitchen appliances or yard tools or toys, and, as a children's library assistant, the most popular library of things item that I handle regularly is a plastic scepter thingy called like "unicorn princess magic wand". And whenever I check it out I make a big show of looking at the little kid and being like "do you solemnly swear to use your unicorn princess magic powers only for good and never for evil?"

And pretty much without fail, the little kid will get the world's most mischievous grin and go "I'm gonna use it for EVIL!!!"

galaxywarp

wifegideonnav

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

rabbits-of-negative-euphoria

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

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yuriartillery

so far away from me. be mine

yuriartillery

i am uncontent. i want more. the avarice of the dragon

starcut-sand

the thing about Tangled is that this is a story geared towards little girls (even if it's "fun for the whole family," it's a disney princess movie, it's geared towards little girls), and it says, "here is a girl who is naive and doesn't know anything about the 'Real World' or how to navigate it safely and correctly. now pay close attention: the good guys are the ones who help her grow and explore new things while still respecting her own perspective and feelings, not making her feel stupid. the bad guys are the ones who tell her that she is too weak/immature/naive to do the things she wants to do, because she is fragile and needs protecting." and I watched this when I was nine years old and it resonated deep in a part of me that I couldn't articulate with words yet.