our brains are sick but that’s okay

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[hannah-the-stargazer]

I will ask you odd questions and it will determine whether I would date you or not. Try it!! My standards are very high. Maybe you’ll get lucky ;)

[spookywhispersdelusion]

Manson girls, Leslie Van Houten, Patricia Krenwinkel and Susan Atkins cheerfully singing their way to court, Like it was some kind of party.

[sleepy-nostalgia]

i can’t wait til october!

[madeyedmood]

a whole mood

you and the gang just finished watching the newest summer fling movie at the local drive-in cinemas and now you’ve rocked up to your signature booth for grease-soaked fries and creamy milkshakes to enjoy whilst you tap your feet along to the new elvis song 

it’s currently three am and the only thoughts running through your adrenaline-crazed mind are various conspiracy theories, ghost stories, and the extensive plan you’ve drawn up involving your best friend, a bottle of cheap alcohol, and the haunted house up maple drive 

all i want is for someone to gently spin me around a cottage kitchen on a lazy summers morning whilst bread bakes gently in the background is that too much to ask for

oh to be a careless kid once again, to stay up past your bedtime playing animal crossing on the ds and spending each day in the backyard making potions with your imaginary friend, not a thought on your mind that doesn’t relate to cartoons or afternoon crafts

[hernamewasjonbenet]

Patsy Ramsey during her beauty pageant days. In 1977 she won the title of Miss West Virginia, and went on to compete in Miss America.

[nogloryinlove]

the san francisco chronicle agreeing that david tennant slutty

[shawciopath]

Katniss Everdeen in Mockingjay Part 1 (2014)

Are you fighting Katniss? You here to fight with us?       I am… I will.

[gobliiine]

Peeta Mellark, drama queen of the century. first hunger games interview? “Because she came here with me” declares his love live on tv. he puts on the sad puppy face, but I’m not fooled, homeboy lives for the drama. second interview? “If not for the baby” the capital goes into a literal RIOT. so many clown wigs are snatched. not only does Peeta know exactly what he did, he LIVES for it

Peeta, after dropping those lines live on television:

[champagnemanagement]

[thefernhands]

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

[brokenpitchpipe]

if you haven’t seen Cinderella III: A Twist in Time, you are missing out

[dancinbutterfly]

Thank you for this. I clearly was missing out on a lot in my life. Knowing that this is the guy who Cinderella ends up with makes me feel SO much better about the first one. Of course this is the kind of asshole who would track down a girl based on 1 night of dancing and a lost shoe. Why didn’t we think of this? Well played, Mickey, well played.

[gaiomon]

He’s such an airhead, I love him.

[thedragonisaprincess]

“BUT THE TALKING MICE!!”

[faerie-apples]

Honestly if you’ve never seen the Cinderella sequels you’re missing out.

[champagnemanagement]

i start my BEEKEEPING course today and i’m v excited!!!!! and dressed appropriately!!!

[underrmyumbrellaella]

this is the true gen z experience

[mass-exodus]

once in my sixth hour we were talking about 9/11 and i announced very loudly “more people died in hurricane maria than in 9/11 but nobody really cares because you can’t use hurricanes to justify imperialism” and then not even 5 seconds later i said “yeehaw my beets.”

[living-deciduously]

The state of the nation and world at large is so insane and intrusive that gen z has to grab at any moment of humor or joy because long-term feelings of happiness are so rare 

[dammit-sammy]

Better to have mcfreakin loved and mcfreakin lost than never to have mcfreakin loved at all

[purplepingupenguins]

Stand up.

[nojillnolife]

[suddenlysomewherethatsgreen]

Look at this! Look at this fucking thing! This was done in 1986, and used absolutely no CGI whatsoever. It was ALL practical, and ALL done through puppetry. Look at the last gif. Over a dozen vines are moving at once along with its head, lips, and tongue! In interviews Rick Moranis has stated he often forgot he was working with a puppet, as opposed to a really ugly guy. Even today it looks so real. Audrey ii is nothing short of miraculous

[play-doh-slut]

i’ve had a realization and i’m sure it’s been done before but-

millennial depression:

vs

gen z depression: