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miamaimania

“Embroidered Snowy Steps” ❋ The only footprints that won’t melt

yellydany

Swamp pals Feraligatr and fletchling in the swamp!🌺🐊🌾

nixscriptum

moldspace

a teeny green faun

zyzscribbles

Important question

awkwardbirdsdreaming

Okay but I think these two are onto something

verbrannt74

Test subject

(no bird was harmed)

dogpuppy

animentality

lustcannibalism

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

lustcannibalism

there is a world out there I can’t comprehend

typecasto

behold, context

toweringclam

vinceaddams

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

kiiwii-is-not-okay

"time heals all wounds" WRONG! time is ripping into me with a cheese grater

yujateaandpi

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

headspace-hotel

thought about that quote "homosexuality exists in 1000+ species, homophobia only exists in one" but how awkward would it be if we discovered another species that was homophobic

"homosexuality exists in 1000+ species, homophobia only exists in two. what? oh, humans, and the yellow-patched cuboid pinecone wren that was recently discovered on an island off the coast of canada. they're fucking bigots"