No idea where porn got the idea that men snorting and grunting like dying wild boars in quicksand during sex is hot, give me a guy who whimpers. Let a guy quiver and moan helplessly in my arms and watch me become consumed with lust for him. Last time I was I was in bed with a man and I got it just right, he made this high-pitched sort of sobbing moan and had the nerve to apologize for it like he was embarrassed and there I was so turned on I couldn’t even tell him how much. The idea that male posturing must be maintained even while drowning in pleasure is so fucking stupid, I want to hear all those little sounds that are both super hot and telling me I’m doing something right for someone I really want to make feel good.


















