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god I hate these things so much pressure full time astrology hoe part time regular hoe be n i c e I cry easy

[juniper-petunia]

they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 12 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

“pillows expire after a year” “you need new shoes every 6 months” no thanks. even if that’s true it’s stupid i think i can sleep on a slightly deflated pillow

[dogpuppy]

[ngalitzine]

u ever in such a bad mood u feel urself turning evil?

[ngalitzine]

had an actual meal. not evil anymore

[lil-tomi]

libra venus + leo mars 🍠

[mysticsofthelowersort-blog]

[paradoxgavel]

autistic folks when their routine gets disrupted, and they don't get alone time when they're supposed to get alone time

[chemicahs]

putting butter on toasted bread is so good has anyone else tried this shit

[icksludge]

intersring dish. drop the recipe

[chemicahs]

Im so glad you asked! In my family, we’re a little different. For generations, butter has been a staple ingredient in all of our recipes. It all started in 1943 when my great grandfather Jo discovered cows. As a youngster he used to churn milk while watching the family of mourning doves on the neighbors land fight over the plumpest worms each morning. The doves feeding their children inspired grandpa Jo so much throughout the years that an idea sparked in his head. He then started the family business we all know as Bo’s kitchen (changed it to Bo for the letter B from butter.)

One day a young woman named Margeryne came into our shop and excitedly declared she also enjoyed making food in the shape of a rectangle. Upon hearing this grandpa Jo almost called his lawyer to file a lawsuit, assuming if anyone else found a way to make food in the shape of a rectangle it must be a stolen copy of our one-of-a-kind melt-in-your-mouth butter recipe. But he stopped dead in his tracks when he heard her call this rectangular food a “Loaf.” We stared in awe at her creation for what felt like hours. That’s when I tried bread for the very first time. It was shockingly delicious and wonderfully fluffy.

But, even then, I had never thought about putting butter on top of bread before. In this recipe I will show you how two rectangular foods combine to make something even greater, something that will make you say Mmmmm! like you’ve never said it before.

Ingredients:

- butter

- bread

Directions:

Toast 2 slices of bread, spread a pad of butter on the tops of each, serve warm.

[icksludge]

2 stars. it was terrible. idk what went wrong, i replaced the bread with a brick and the butter for cement paste to cut back on carbs (im on the curbs diet) and it just tasted like rocks. WTF. 😡😡

[eternalcyclicality]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

At last, tumblr has perfectly replicated the recipe blog experience

[thesituation]

“your rent should be a third of your income” well wouldn’t that be nice. wouldn’t it. lower the rent pussy

[dragongirltitties]

girl help they are making me do my job at work

[replicated]

i think i speak for most of us when i say i've accepted i'm just going to be using tumblr until it either shuts down or i die

[violentoffender]

[violentoffender]

[hawkerstrike]

[caffeinatedopossum]

Me when I remember something I said ages ago that was wrong or my values no longer align with

[glowcowboy]

the pain is neverending...........but so is the swag 🫡

[lakevida]

will you please take my whimsical ass seriously

[teaboot]

Oh no.... not my bed and my pillows and my blankies..... sure would suck if I.... got snug as a bug in there.... whatever would I do......

[exorcistas-deactivated20240714]

looking like a lesbian isn’t a bad thing actually, it’s a very good thing it means you’re cool and hot 😊