welcome to the shit show

God is testing me and I didn't study. 

[chismosavirus]

the bunnies did the lady and the tramp kiss. help i’m crying

[chismosavirus]

enemies to lovers

[neontalk]

Winter is coming. Knitting inspiration. ”Wit Knits” 1985🇬🇧 George Hostler and Gyles Brandreth.

[porterr-robinson]

[sandersstudies]

This is so

Unnecessary

[myrrhguy-deactivated20250626]

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

[trapop00-blog]

Chris Evans, unbuttoned Robert Downey’s suit while hugging

I’m just leaving it here

[secondclassvines]

“I don’t even know which ones the real me”

[yea-u-right-deactivated20190716]

I didn’t like that.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Not a dream

Found my elementary school notebook the other day with a questionnaire I made my friends take and under favorite artists, my friends wrote, among others:

- Kylie Monocle

- Jenny Fer Lo Fez

- Shachira

- FurG

We were a bunch of 8-10 year old Croatian girls who did not know how to spell

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Btw, took me a while to realize FurG was Fergie

[one-time-i-dreamt]

* forgot to add: Spicey Girls

[itsbrysontiller]

I stopped explaining myself when I realized,

People only understand from their level of perception

[trashcanniballecter]

Y'all wanna see a weird cucumber illuminati cup I found at the thrift shop?

[trashcanniballecter]

Cucumber illuminati cup

[naamahdarling]

Knowledge is knowing that this was a promotional cup that accompanied an unusual cucumber-and-rose flavored gin.

Wisdom is knowing that explains nothing.

[catsbeaversandducks]

[youraffectionatedad]

Not even the Cone of Shame can stop this bloodthirsty man-eating predator!!

[abduction]

[katreus]

[theflowerslooklikepeopleatlast]

In a simple experiment, researchers at the University of Chicago sought to find out whether a rat would release a fellow rat from an unpleasantly restrictive cage if it could. The answer was yes.

The free rat, occasionally hearing distress calls from its compatriot, learned to open the cage and did so with greater efficiency over time. It would release the other animal even if there wasn’t the payoff of a reunion with it. Astonishingly, if given access to a small hoard of chocolate chips, the free rat would usually save at least one treat for the captive — which is a lot to expect of a rat.

The researchers came to the unavoidable conclusion that what they were seeing was empathy — and apparently selfless behavior driven by that mental state.

“A New Model of Empathy: The Rat” by David Brown, Washington Post

[stitchy-queerista]

OH MY.

[fuck-benedict-cumberbatch]

this just in: rats are more humane than humans

[knownhag]

chelsea peretti’s opening monologue at the tenth annual tech crunchies

[lerios]

Proof that someone has bitched and will bitch about young peoples’ technology throughout all of time and space.

[stevengrcnt]

i hate myself

[warlockwhore]

my favourite roast of all tiem is ‘‘you look like pepsi max’‘

[warlockwhore]

how do you fucking recover

[z-ndjenja]

anonymously send me a song to listen to.

[pleatedjeans]