✿ u r a loser if u r a drug user ✿

invisible online and in real life

[phunderplonics]

[dirtfutch]

This is feminism

[nomehablen2]

Why did he put on like three different hats

[bad1dimagines]

[superherofeed]

[dreadianz]

isn’t rick and morty that thing you get when you die and your body gets all stiff

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

No, thats rigor mortis

rick and morty is a type of tube-shaped pasta

[pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird]

You’re thinking of rigatoni

rick and morty is a numbering system that ranks earthquakes based on seismograph oscillations

[anxietyforest]

no, youre thinking of richter scale.

rick and morty is the pixar movie about a rat who wants to learn how to cook among humans

[unicorn--prince]

nah, thats ratatouille

rick and morty is the rich kid from fairly odd parents 

[bonethievery]

That’s Remy Buxaplenty,

Rick and Morty is when you send somone a link or a video and “Never Give You Up” plays

[cofaqriqus]

you’re thinking of Rickrolling

Rick and Morty is the 1893 short story by Rudyard Kipling about a young mongoose

[mccoppinscrapyard]

no, that’s Rikki Tikki Tavi…

Rick and Morty is a Latin-American pop star best known for “Livin’ La Vida Loca”

[ineggshellblue]

No, that’s Ricky Martin.

Rick and Morty is the packaged rice mix that comes in different flavors and is called “the San Francisco treat”.

[unanimousredundancy]

No, that’s Rice a Roni

Rick and Morty is the term for a lengthy and complicated procedure

[edgebug]

No, that’s a rigamarole.

Rick and Morty is a two or three-wheeled passenger cart.

[yaaaaaaaaaaay555-deactivated201]

anyone in this thread smoke weed

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

[hannahnnontana]

youtuber: WHAT is up everybody, itcha boy back again

me: youre no boy of mine

[comparingmeerkats]

me usually: the consumerist society we live in is unsustainable 

me whenever i have slightly more money than usual: 

[unicornsandcrystals-blog]

[dogbosser]

fish aesthetics

[almightybob]

those are lures

[dogbosser]

ive been fooled. im as dumb as a fish

[mulhollandrivedyke]

Goldie: i got you a gift!! *gives me 500 bells*

Me:

[dogjpeg]

[factsmyguy-deactivated20180214]

i deadass lost interest in everything. im just cruising on autopilot rn

[mystarsandgalaxies]

you won’t EVEN believe

[cheshiredayzzz]

the generation after the millennials is on another, superior plane of humor

i love this

[surprisebitch]

when you just had a productive day and finished all your work

[hihicecil]

#can i get a slow mo in this bc im pretty sure her titties helicopter and switch places

reblogging with my own tag because i did it myself

and i was right

i still wasn’t convinced though, so i slowed it down even more

yeah

[miquerida]

here i screen capped it 

[surprisebitch]

yup this is what it’s like when you just had a productive day and finished all your work

[strawberry-jamelie]

This guy gets it. A true feminist.

[spintowin]

she’s out there making owl noises

[techtonicactivity]

who

[whatsliferotfl]

[hannahnnontana]

me [searching the beach with my child]: sorry honey, doesn't look like there's any sand dollars left

child: can't the ocean just make more of them?

me: and cause inflation? destroy the sand economy? jesus christ Tiffany, use your head