Hi Hello Hannah

I hannah I TTU I cat enthusiast I

[depsidase]

[puertohurraco]

The epic of Gilgamesh

[ed-caernarfon]

Kings

[vanillish-deactivated20211102]

[riannafinch]

somebody put this in a time capsule because it is so important that future generations see this

[superstreetfighter2turbohdremix]

how can this much occur in three seconds

[dankmemeuniversity]

[vergak]

[mayothompson]

pull the fuck over

[jessicaroux]

[immentallydeficient-deactivated]

one of the most culturally significant tweets of all time

[trashtank]

[cool-ghoul]

Sometimes god has to step in

[zagreus]

what do you know?

[crazyw-lf350]

nothing

[zagreus]

[unfortunately-awake]

[alexandriaocasiocortez]

Imagine getting on a bus and the only available seat is in the back next to a man who’s wearing a t-shirt that says, “I’m With Stupid” and has an arrow pointing to the right, then after you sit down next to him everyone starts pointing and laughing at you because you are stupid, and then the bus crashes into a concrete barrier because the driver wasn’t paying attention because he was pointing and laughing at you because you are stupid.

[ghostextremist]

I’m literally shaking bc of the sasuke five dollar bill I can’t stop laughing y’all

[ghostextremist]

please... look at him

[tariqah]

I think a real love story would be that stick figure flower that needs pee to survive and that stick figure guy who pees really hard

[nyanguardparty]

[pinkisbitter]

My mattress is strapped to eight roombas and I leave all my doors open at night so the roombas can go where they want to. I wake up where they want me to be. I trust their decisions.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[addelburgh]

[unimpressedcats]

feed me i’m a baby!

[werewolfviking]

[valtsv]

*walks into an antique store* i'd like to see your most evil items, please