[avoidantdreamer-deactivated2018]

[digitised-celluloid]

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

gwen stefani was right when she said this shit is bananas

[officialdankestmemes]

Lyrics: “Cocaine ruin your brain (ay), please don’t do cocaine (ay), cocaine ruin ruin your brain (what), please don’t do cocaine (ay)”

[the-pigeon-king]

This sounds like a man on cocaine

[ardnale]

Fammmm

[deadblogstopfollowingthis]

The one dude headbanging in support has me in tears

[fall-out-boy]

on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

[vicesandvirtves]

on this day, 7 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

[wheelchair-warrior]

on this day, 8 years ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

[liquidcoffee]

on this day, 9 years ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

[katjohnadams]

on this day, 10 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

[dantes-infernal-chili]

Mr. Brightside

The Killers: Now they’re going to bed, and my stomach is sick, and it’s all in my head, but she’s touching his-

Parents: *angry collective glare*

The Killers: …chest

[pleatedjeans]

[lovelysuggestion]

i love the sound of your voice, and your laugh, and the way you say my name

[way2haught]

[thursday]

*wakes up from a nap angry and not knowing what day it is*

[racingbarakarts]

me: i literally couldnt care less about what people think about me

also me: 

[a-zzurra-deactivated20180518]

you know who’s a white man you can’t escape? domhnall gleeson. you see his pale ginger ass in every single fuckin movie you’ve ever known or liked. harry potter? he was in it. star wars? that as well. the new fuckin,,,,peter rabbit shit, black mirror. i watched that winnie the pooh movie. i cried. you bet your ass he was in it too. you don’t even know who the fuck this is. ‘who’s domnhall gleeson’ you’re saying as you’re probably googling him right now. but as soon as you clap eyes on that smug irish motherfucker his entire life force is going to fuse with your own and you’ll never be able to escape this orange man as long as you live

[sixpenceee]

Relatable.

[titamahra-deactivated20180506]

I finally understand how I’m still alive

[sixpenceee]

The dog has megaesophagus, an enlargement of the esophagus that makes it hard to get food to move down into his gut. He requires the help of gravity to help move the bolus of food downward and so has to sit upright. This chair (called a Bailey chair) was designed to help dogs with this condition and would have otherwise been put down.

[ctlane]

Oh my fucking god

[nonefriendly]

[confirmance]

Me: *makes a small irrelevant mistake*

My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC

Me: *makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly*

My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on: ....acknowledged

[wagnetic]

me: alright, i’ve got a few hours to myself. should i read, write, draw, play some video games…

executive dysfunction: you’re going to scroll through tumblr until you have to go to sleep

executive dysfunction: you’re not even going to like it.