clusterfuck

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[books-read-in-nooks]

Me: “Yeah I read all the time! I’m always reading a book-”

My books sitting unread on my bookshelf:

[astrolocherry]

ask your doctor if the moon is causing all this

[tashhalouise]

INSTA : natashhalouise x

[babyanimalgifs]

[honey-dippers-deactivated201907]

Listen just fucking listen to me, hearing Take on me by a-ha is such a fucking trip I swear to god I have an out of body experience every time that song comes on. When the beat kicks on and you hear that “tr-r-r-ring~!” you can see it in my eyes that I know I am fucked for the next 3 minutes and 47 seconds. My limbs start grooving one by one under a control that is not mine. The synth starts playing and I’m done, I’m gone, I am the whitest person on the dancefloor, I am Regan from the exorcist, I am squidward from those gifsets, I am every person in a harlem shake video. My body moves on it’s own accord producing a disgusting and liminal performance that is an insult to God Himself. This is my fate and I embrace it. Finally, the beat dissolves and I am free. I collapse to the floor and revel in an afterglow that transcends anything I can comprehend while the synth slowly fades out.

[blackspy-deactivated20171104]

Ophelia 

[tinyconfusion]

billie piper here making bisexual headcanons come true ❤️🏳️‍🌈

[kuutamosonaatti]

Coquilles | Hannibal’s desk

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

fuckin gmail is a real friend not like u fake friends

[fantasticallyweirdshit]

[thefamousmrklaw]

what happens if you fart

[stormoftheeast-deactivated20181]

[straightwhiteboystexting]

entire-lyelo-quent

Would you tho? #sinkingtutanic

[disappearinvisible]

[party-bees-deactivated20181211]

Reblog if you, too, are not dead- only tired and ugly.

[anasandorpygoscelis-deactivated]

same

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

i never realised that The Babadook was accidentally put in the LGBT+ movies section of Netflix i thought we all just collectively decided the babadook was gay for no reason at all

[jammespotter]

mood: a wealthy 18th century woman who needs to lie down for hours after anything remotely distressing happens

[paxamericana]

[marc-jcubs]

[gay-rituals]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

medusa, trying to turn you to stone, but you accidentally called her “melissa” when you first walked in and now you’re too embarrassed to look at her. “it’s alright” she keeps saying “i get it all the time” but you still won’t look. u don’t even remember the stone thing until later

[daisyridleys-deactivated2018011]

…I also have to be grateful for all she gave us while she was here.

—  Mark Hamill about Carrie Fisher at D23 expo 2017, after both of them received the title of ‘Disney legends’