Romantically Terrible

lea. 32. ultimate sass aficionado. self-proclaimed nerd. gamer. makeup connoisseur. biromantic gray ace. she/her, they/them, fae/faer. blames everything on ghosts. deviant. horde scum.

[ljandersen]

@romanticallyterrible (300Polygons on Twitter, LeaRiley on AO3) surprised me with this gorgeous cover she made for my fShenko fic “Sideways”!

I can’t articulate how much it means to me to see the Shepards captured with this much care and thought. It’s crafted with so much detail and emotion!

Paragon Shep has her eyes wide opening, gazing upwards, at peace. Meanwhile, Renegade Shep is tormented, her eyes squeezed closed, and face turned down. I love the subtle freckles. The contrast between their hairstyles and expressions are perfect.

This artwork is breath taking, and I love it so much! I’m so honored that romanticallyterrible dedicated her talents to creating this amazing piece for my story.  Thank you!

[romanticallyterrible]

I’m so glad you like it <3

[romanticallyterrible]

New URL. Same person.

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[cripple-cryptid]

This is even better now that Putin is stepping down

[lungthief]

[illusionwaltz]

How well do you see color?

I’m cry I scored 60, I feel blind

[batter666-deactivated20180822]

so everyone is aware, a lower score on this means a better score.

[thegaybeany]

I got a 30!!!!!!!! Yes!

[blinkingkills]

7, but i’m an art student so

[romanticallyterrible]

I got a 2 and honestly I feel so cheated.

[badideainaglass]

[the-apple-core]

100 years ago, we were granted the right to vote. Now, finally:

We’re in the White House.

[hgedits]

While I might be the first woman in this office, I will not be the last.

[ptersparkers]

GOOD MORNING

[corporationsarepeople]

[juyeonms]

[raviposting]

LMAO so I made a playlist, enjoy friends

[dadzawa-adopt-dabi]

I fucking love you

[twilight-tea-deactivated2022032]

fabulous. magnificent. i applaud you.

[stardust-pond]

Daimon Helstrom | Helstrom (2020) - Season 1

[marisatomay]

Did you see the moon is wet?? I think that's why people aren't handling things well

i found out like this

[f1rstperson]

I went to look this up and this was the first article

[goodzillo-deactivated20220127]

Love that everyone collectively and without words agreed to not be normal about this

[kivcraft]

[pretz3l-log1c]

The new "Who's On First" skit is a killer.

[Video is of Among US gamplay during an emergency meeting. The Players have names such as 'Me' 'Who' 'You' 'That Guy' 'Someone' 'Them' 'Her' 'Some Dude' and 'Myself'. The players start laughing as they try to discuss who the imposter is.

Me: Me knows 100% that I- Me- Me saw Who and Someone get to That Guy and now That guy is dead!

Unknown A: Me killed That Guy. Word for word.

Who: Who thinks Who saw Me.

Unknown C: Who see them?

Who: Who saw Someone. And Me. Maybe? Who not sure.

Me: Me saw Who. Me saw Who!

Other players are talking over each other and laughing.

Me: ME! SAW! WHO!]

[gaycism]

[wishingforserendipity]

the four horsemen of the apocalypse

[schizophrenicarchivist-remade-d]

When I was little my mom’s meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didn’t like anyone else’s, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay

Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so here’s the recipe

4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger

1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix

1 TBs ketchup

1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,

1 Tbs bbq sauce

1 Tbs steak sauce

1 egg

mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if you’re feeling dangerous)

You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if it’s just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf

[comfynb]

here’s a mashed potato recipe from my homophobic mother that i swore to never share that would pair perfectly!

(6 servings)

-2lbs red potatoes

-1 cup butter (2 sticks)

-1 cup cream cheese (1 pack)

-Chives (optional)

-Salt & Pepper to taste

1. drop those bad boys (potatoes) in a big ol pot. U don’t even have to chop them just wash them

2. boil til soft!

3. Drain

4. Mash (usually they’re small enough you can use a fork if u don’t have one of those squashers) until its a pretty chunky mix

5. add the other stuff. Keep mashing

I like my mashed potato consistancy more lumpy but its all up to you!! Peel the potatoes or keep them on, it literally makes the creamiest fluffiest mashed potatoes which she always served with the nastiest fuckin meatloaf

[lovelyladylavie]

Now if anybody got some revenge rolls and revenge green bean casserole we’ll get a full meal

[kreature-ofthenight]

Got room for desert? Cus my Grandma was just a generaly evil old hag who was abusive to my mum and my siblings also you guessed it since I came out I was not said hello to at christmas

She made pretty god Dampfnudeln (its like a sweet bread rool you eat hot and with vanilla sauce)

1. Put 300 gram flour into a bowl and make an indent in the middle

2.combine

20 gram yeast

1 tea sp. Brown sugar

3 tbsp milk 

mix until smooth

3.mix into part of the flour but leave a big flour rim on the outside

4.set 30 gram of Butter on the flour rim and cover everything with a towel

let sit till you see bubbles in the dough

5. add

 1/8 liter luke warm milk

30 gram Sugar

one pack of vanilla sugar

a pinch of salt

2 eggs 

and knead the dough until smooth

6. put

 1/8 luke warm milk

30 gram of Butter

1 pack of vanilla sugar 

into a heat resistant glass bowl and let melt (the glass bowl is quite important)

7. Form about 12 dough rolls and put them into the milk

8. Cover with a lid (any lid will go it does not need to be sealed air tight)

Let bake in the pre heated oven at 200°C for about 30 minutes or until they start to get brown and fluffy

9. Serve with vanilla sauce or fresh fruit

[petermorwood]

There’s some good in everybody, even if it’s only a recipe. :-P

My Mum wasn’t like any of those mums and grans; when she met Tom and Carl they’d exchanged Seals of Mutual Approval within five minutes, so she’d certainly approve of me providing this vegetable side-dish. I’ve no idea where she got it.

Caramelised Carrots:

Peel, top and tail 2 lbs of carrots and quarter lengthwise. (Or use whole baby ones.)

Cook in boiling salted water until almost tender but still a bit resistant to a fork.

Drain and return to the pan, add 4 oz of butter, 2 tablespoons of soft brown sugar or golden syrup, 3 tablespoons of lemon juice or white wine vinegar and two shakes of Worcestershire sauce.

Cook gently until the carrots are done and coated with sweet-sour sauce.

Season to taste and serve sprinkled with chopped fresh parsley. It goes well with chicken or firm white fish.

Try the original recipe first, then swing out.

At various times I’ve added hot sauce for extra punch, sliced green beans or green and red peppers for extra colour, and even some chopped pickled jalapeños, since the Old El Paso brand we get in Ireland are perky but not vicious and the pickling goes nicely (for me) with the sweet-sour finish.