You might exhaustively parse the comments of the guy you have a desperate crush on for any hint that he shares your passionate feelings. The sad truth of the matter? If you have to parse, he probably doesn't love you.
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You might exhaustively parse the comments of the guy you have a desperate crush on for any hint that he shares your passionate feelings. The sad truth of the matter? If you have to parse, he probably doesn't love you.
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L: All changes in society are made by women. As privileged members, men don't have the need to change how things are
T: Can you send me a picture of your abs? I forgot to check them yesterday.
A: How can you know what love is if you've never had a broken heart?
Potatoes were actually introduced to Europe as an aphrodisiac, but it turns out that you have to distill those potatoes into vodka before they have the desired effect.
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M: Are you alive?
E: Sorry, got distracted by all that awesome sex I've been having.
P: So your boyfriend sent me a message while he was in the taxi to the airport: "E. and A. are going to the queer party. You should join them and cockblock anyone who tries to hit on my girlfriend".
A: Aw, isn't it cute?
J: Maybe he's a master of pussy licking, so you will even forget what his dick looks like, let alone how small it is.
L: How can I be friends with that guy?
M: Easily: don't fuck him.
L:... and then she ran out of the bar's bathroom wearing only her bra and dragged him in!
E:Sounds pretty crazy. Especially considering the usual state of that bathroom...
L:Exactly! So gross!
E: Let's go for coffee before your boyfriend comes to Hanoi.
L: Are you afraid that when he comes we won't get out of bed? It's not like that. Since we are in a long distance relationship, I need time to adjust every time we get together.
L: *disappears for a week without answering messages*
L: Sorry, I was sick.
M: I can't date women my age; she should be at least two years older.
G: Argh, that was tough, man.
V: What's up?
G: I just broke up with my girlfriend.
V: How long have you been dating?
G: Two weeks.
V: Did you have sex?
G: Yeah...
V: That explains it.
M: I can't give you this mug, sweetie. It's of my dead aunt's. After she died, my mum gave me the mug, but it's OK 'cause we're family. You, on the other hand, are unrelated, and according to the superstition it will bring bag luck.
S: When I grow up, I want to drink and smoke and be cool just like you.