the goalie jumps! the players bump!

hans || musical theatre and HOCKEY!! brainrot || writing/drawing this blog is RAPIDLY evolving into hockeyblr // stars, bruins, kraken i write a lot as well might share || CANADIAN and politely proud

[hans-ss]

a quick intro!

🪵 austro / protivo 🪵 canadian || ENFJ || any pronouns || big fan of Jesus and also gay ppl including myself <3 u feel me?

HOCKEYYY my biggest brainrot 🌟 dallas stars 🦑 seattle kraken (and PWHL expansion.. <3) 🐻 boston bruins 🍁 Toronto native... but they've broken my heart enough.

Other Things I'm Fond of: 🪵 post-modernist literature & generally reading/writing and poetry 🪵 Team Fortress 2!! 🪵 musicals: Phantom of the Opera; Les Misérables; Hadestown; Hamilton; Prince of Egypt; SO MANY MORE

Active Projects: 🪵Fool's Golden Men (Original, Historical Fiction): my in-progress novel exploring the Klondike Gold Rush from the perspectives of those outcast from society.

[beans27]

can't believe they put this guy on the moon

[annieqattheperipheral]

former ducks teammate stolly: excuse me pls imma just quickly take care of this rotten one. ok carry on

*holding up his catch to the townspeople in the village square* this here is a creature that is up to no good

nov 1, 2025 // leafs @ flyers

[korshrimpski]

no one is doing it like the sabres (giving the goalie a weapon)

[doodleddaisies]

GIVE THE GOALIES WEAPONS

[marchment]

There are two wolves inside of you...

(X)(X)

[sop-soap]

what being on tumblr is like

[hans-ss]

messy kiefer sherwood sketch :) something possessed me to actually add more than 1 colour so we'll enjoy that while it lasts. very endeared by this man and his gorgeous double eyelids and his impeccable flow he miraculously doesn't seem to hack away every summer.

lmk if yall have requests!!!

ty @rubberpuckies for introducing me to kiefs :)

[starscelly]

longer cut of harls mic'd up from the broadcast!!

[hans-ss]

imperative to point out his face at "tip toes and chest out, that's me" can someone tell him he's 24 its not your time yet

[socialistexan]

[khorneschosen]

Funny how its left wingers everytime and uts obviously a leftwinger everytime but the left lie so often and easily that they can pretend they arent doing the thing they want to do?

Its fucking wild you know this is evil and you lie to do it.

[socialistexan]

"Across both datasets, we find that radical acts perpetrated by individuals associated with left-wing causes are less likely to be violent. In the United States, we find no difference between the level of violence perpetrated by right-wing and Islamist extremists"

Anyway, that's three separate studies on this that find you're full of shit.

Facts don't care about your feelings.

[2min4holding]

Okay well

Uh

It appears the game has started and we still just have classic rock and a fixed view of the center ice logo

And sometimes players skate across it

So

This isn't really working out actually

[hans-ss]

most unserious organisations ever

[hans-ss]

waiting room doodle of my hometown (anti?)hero 💔

im still not over this

[dwisp]

@puckszone you can’t leave this in the tags!

Get ready guys I will be using “embrace the darkness” and “made to menace” wayyy too often AND inappropriately all season long 🫡

[hans-ss]

Making me some fun keychains for the season :)

Air dry clay, pens & 1 paint brush 😅

I would love requests ... even if u cant get them in person :')

[hans-ss]

Making me some fun keychains for the season :)

Air dry clay, pens & 1 paint brush 😅

I would love requests ... even if u cant get them in person :')

[hans-ss]

got a little bit of flyaways on top of my head so i gelled them together. i feel so whimsical. is this what its like to be robug. with his roboantennae. bug boy

[absurdt]

Made this weird drawing—thanks to all the goalies for their hard work in the 24–25 season, and thanks to my friend Chen for the help.

*No goalies or animals were harmed

**Fixed the number error

[aesterini]

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