shinkami headcanons
shinsou and kaminari both have a tumblr, but for wildly different reasons
kaminari is the type to have a “dank meme” tumblr and shinsou has like either a cryptidcore or dark academia aesthetic blog where he posts poems and shitposts at 3am
i love headcanons around people losing control of their quirks, so
when kaminari kisses shinsou for the first time, shinsou gets lightly electrocuted and his hair gets all staticky
kaminari ends up just like bending over laughing for 10 minutes while shinsou’s standing there like 😐
“wait wait fuck i have to show mina” “we literally just kissed”
i’m torn between kaminari understanding his own feelings and being a huge flirt, and him literally not knowing what bisexual means and going “huh shinsou really is a good bro isn’t he :))” and then i realised that kaminari is both of these things
no but i feel so bad for shinsou because whenever he tries to be soft with kaminari, kaminari would just be like “poggers. swag”
kaminari definitely facetimes everyone at 4am and half the time his insomniac boyfriend is the only one awake, so you get situations like:
kaminari: DO YOU THINK FISH CAN SEE WATER ALSO I DRANK A CUP OF MUSTARD AND I THINK MY ORGANS ARE FALLING OUT?????
shinsou: *hangs up*
okay they’ve gotten to a point that when they make out in public, one of their friends (probably bakugou) gets a spray bottle and sprays them like they’re cats to get them to stop
kaminari and shinsou probably both wear eyeliner, but kaminari wears it like…pretty and sharp, while shinsou smudges it like the emo bitch he is
kaminari once made a big deal about getting shinsou a fake ID. it was all very dramatic, like whispers and sliding shit under the table, and shinsou was all like ?? are we going on the run ??? are we committing a crime ????? and then kaminari takes him to a pet store to pet the puppies which you can’t do under 18
to be fair, shinsou probably appreciated it
i feel like kaminari doesn’t love masculine compliments that much, and so shinsou loves to call them “pretty”
kaminari downloads memes and tiktoks and sends them to shinsou with like “made me think of you” or “thought you’d think this was funny” and shinsou’s never had anyone think of him like that before. like he’s always been on the outskirts
