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Spooks / Usagi | she/her | 📍assisted living facility for fandom seniors | queer nonsense 🏳️‍🌈

[youreaghostlove]

黒蜥蜴

[youreaghostlove]

黒蜥蜴

[boymounter]

so many people don't understand how abelist it is to kill your brother with a rock

[graceebooks]

your email will have to catch me first

[urie]

your email will not be taking me alive

[rovbookshelf]

From The Rose of Versailles: Oscar and Andre Star Troupe 2001

[solarsyrup]

for whatever reason tumblr has flagged this post from a deleted blog as explicit so I can't even reblog it anymore which is a shame because it's one of my absolute favorites

[prospitianescapee]

@ot3

[gnusnoteunuchs]

sir, i'm sorry but you've misunderstood the product. they aren't penis enlargement pills, they're penis enhancement pills. i can assure you that, if you have indeed taken them, your penis is substantially better in all meaningful metrics than it had been previously.

yes, i understand. yes, i can see why you would be frustrated. unfortunately, that's outside my remit - the quality and moral valence of one's penis is in fact completely independent of its physical size. you simply have a penis that is objectively morally superior to how it had been.

[princessmo]

[mothsprout]

Had a dream that I saw this ad in a paper

[delestre]

please stop this looks like a real tumblr ad

[undeadentropy]

I literally didn't question it until I read the post. I was just about to be happy the tumblr shitpost ad ecosystem was beginning to heal.

[vimbry-moved]

bears

[markovchaingang]

of course, like anybody else would, the first thing i did upon getting my time machine was go back in time and kill hitler when he was just a child. but when i came back a cursory google search revealed that there was some other charismatic guy called jan krupp who staged a coup and took control of germany leading to ww2. so naturally i went back in time and killed him before he could grow up and commit genocide. but i soon discovered that he'd been replaced by another guy. so i continued on this path of killing and tbh i'm not sure how many german babies i've killed at this point and it's a little hard to find old german newspaper clippings from the ww2 period anymore because they underwent a population collapse around the turn of the 20th century. best i can tell it's this weird german serial killer they called "jack-of-the-cradle" who kept killing newborns. but googling "world war 2" doesn't come up with any results so really i think all i need to do is stop this jack guy and then that'll be mission accomplished

[nakoayas]

HOUZUKI AN and AMASHI JURI for 2026 Moon Troupe's RYOFU / CRYSTAL PALACE Grand Theater Opening Day🌙

[stonelions]

he thinks he's being so smooth with his little face on my leg. i SEE you, villain

[k-eke]

They bounce! 🧡💚💙

[fluffysheeps]

Winds and waves babies 🥺!!

[ruinedchildhood]

[phantomrose17]

[silly-jellyghoty]

[lenacraft]

March

[abstractandedgyname]

[2jihiir0]

The Crawl 🦇 Part 1

(Part 2 drops later this week)