stop getting offended

[catlips001]

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and

[catlips001]

Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said

[ask-cloud-skipper]

you might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies

[agrownupgeekgirl]

To be honest.. if more children were shown from birth that they are loved, cared for, and listened no matter their gender we might not have some of the problems we have now.  

[the-real-seebs]

Parents: Aloof disdain! Shun! Distance!

Also Parents: Why doesn’t my child talk to me?

[highlyfunctioning-fangirl]

I read the other day that boys who are very close and affectionate with their mum’s below the age of 12 are actually less likely to have mental health issues as teenagers because they feel more comfortable actually expressing their worries and feelings instead of repressing them and acting like they’re made of stone.

[pissvortex]

[airframeextender]

dark google, show me racist dogs

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[yassss-black-diaspora]

To acknowledge that a dark skin, fully “black” features is beautiful would be to relinquish those years of constant torment of black women. Furthermore, her characteristic and personality clashes with the assumption of dark skin women are rude and brash. They can’t even attack her on her personality traits nor her physical appearance, therefore she is an automatic threat.

Also, let’s acknowledge that it has been Black Women but also a white audience who have have acknowledge Lupita. I think that says a lot.

[acoolguy]

everyone says peanut butter is made of peanuts but have you ever seen peanuts be made into it??

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

feel the same about arizona ice tea. arizona’s still there so what the fuck

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you die while making food in a slow cooker, whoever finds your body will have a nice warm meal waiting for them.

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

They can also eat whatever is in the slow cooker too

[thursday]

[16bithoe]

When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died

[redwoodriver-deactivated2018042]

listen. it’s 2018. it’s time to admit, finally, that bbc sherlock is, in fact, bad, and was only good because we watched it when we were 15 and didn’t know how to dismantle scripts that SOUND clever but are really just gold-flake covered shit

[linabelina-deactivated20250916]

*angry and annoyed asexual agreement*

[redwoodriver-deactivated2018042]

what’s this mean

[svvashbuckler]

It means they agreed but weren’t like, horny about it i guess

[aprfx]

not to be edgy but i unironically enjoy some things

[xxxtictacion]

[onlytwitterpics]

[paprika]

[localstarboy]

Watch and Pass on!!! 😂😂💀💩

[a-fine-babe]

Now this is a hamless prank.

[lunalamariposa]

OMFg IM KATHY

[daily-showerthoughts]

“We’re trying for a baby” is the only socially acceptable way of saying you’re dropping as much semen into your significant other as humanly possible

[fartblr]

Polite way of telling her parents ur cream pie-ing her every day

[lake-erie]

*tips fedora at mosquito* m’laria

[memesfever]

[acapelladitty]