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I'm almost 36 years old and think farts are kinda funny.

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No one will ever love anything the way my cat loves Babybel cheese

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And to all artisans and crafters, a very pleasant evening

[crowboy-bebop]

unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!

(warning: loud chirping throughout)

source: hellgate osprey cam

[curlicuecal]

[cipheramnesia]

poopin'

[saintvitus]

[memewhore]

[djshinyshades]

fill’er up

[clestroying]

this was not a mistake

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Come get this nesDIK

[foxafterhours]

[foxafterhours]

he evolved

[de4dbl0g-deactivated20191110]

cryptids of opposing powers

[lagonegirl]

[tall]

[cherrydanish]

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So my doctor put me on tramadol for my horrible menstrual cramps and I have been trying to take it as minimally as possible

But holy fuck it's constipating me so bad, I think I ripped my fissure again 😫

[cheaphalloweencostume]

also we have GOT to collectively come to terms with the fact that me or any other stranger online disliking or even making fun of something you like is not saying “no fun allowed” “no one can ever enjoy this” you have simply got to grow a spine and be able to like the shit you like. you don’t even have to defend it! like 90% of the media i really enjoy is divisive and half my friends actively hate it. i really don’t give a fuck though because i like it. you can write whatever you want! you’re allowed! even if it’s MY least favorite genre or style of writing and i have active distaste for it!

[cheaphalloweencostume]

like, clearly, despite the fact that i really hate Tumblr Prose and attempted to unflatteringly parody it, a LOT of people unironically liked what i produced. which means there’s an audience for it! it’s also the current style du jour for like, every single YA and romantasy novel on the market! i do not think me saying “i think this shit is fucking goofy” is going to hurt anyone materially!

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[prettyfunnyy]

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

no matter how normalised it gets I will die on the hill that it is rude to record strangers in public without their consent

[kisseism]

the amount of care and attention the human body needs is disgusting

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I never thought my life would come to the point where im asking if a video or image is real/AI generated

And already i am sick of being suspicious of everything. If AI were to disappear tomorrow,I woupd still never revert back to the person I was before it came into existence

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day