plz follow my twitch q.q

https://m.twitch.tv/wonzo_venti

[drulalovescas]

when the show premiered, tumblr didn't exist yet

Happy 20th anniversary I guess

[nhaomei]

Based on a true story; suddenly heard my friend screech at me, telling me to look at her since she has just “made a friend”. I look up and see the most wonderous thing one can imagine. Fun times

[magicmooshka]

monolith: a comic for aapi heritage month 2022

[ladychlo]

@mattxiv

[valkyrie-soulless]

[shelter-wood]

there's a tortoise at work and he's 30 years old and I love that he's 30 years old because I can look at this animal that is 3 years older than me and go "does the man want his appy slices??" and he hustles over cause the man do want his appy slices

[sexpigeon]

Welcome to the age of enthusiasm.

[theinfiknight]

Unironically love this

[funnytwittertweets]

[eternalgirlscout]

shakespeare wasn't lying that tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow can creep in this petty pace from day to day

[adamtheredbeard]

neither was Smash Mouth. the years start coming and they don't stop coming

[thundergrace]

Will Smith Barred From Attending Any Academy Events for 10 Years

“During our telecast, we did not adequately address the situation in the room,” the Academy said in an open letter.

Welp, so much for the prediction that he and Chris could host within a few years as the ultimate Oscars gimmick.

Two genuine apologies and he resigned from the academy. But it's just not enough for these people.

All his projects are on hold. Deals are on hold. Now he can't attend the Oscars for ten years.

I've never witnessed anyone in Hollywood actually be punished by Hollywood until now.

[bonyassfish]

Just so we’re clear: Jim Carey forcibly kissed a teenage Alicia Silverstone without her consent at an awards show. Was not punished. Adrien Brody forcibly kissed Halle Berry at an award show without her consent. Also was not punished. John Wayne had to be physically held back from attacking Sacheen Littlefeather at the Oscars. Was not punished. Roman Polanski was given an Oscar in abstention because if he came to collect the award in person, he would have been arrested due to his conviction for statutory rape. Was not removed from the academy until 2018. Casey Affleck was given an Oscar shortly after he was accused to sexual harassment. Woody Allen has been nominated and awarded several times by the academy despite allegations of molestation being public since the 1990s.

[ukrainian-psycho]

Who’d play with my station.. 😔

[ukrainian-psycho]

Need someone to x my box if yuo know what I mean..

[reinhxrdt]

Nintendo switch

[pointnclick]

Lol just found McDonald's doordash on someone's doorstep #hunter #gatherer

[plum-soup]

That’s literally gathering not hunting or did your dumpy ass kill the burger yourself

[pointnclick]

I killed the dasher

[taylor-ruth]

Me sexting: what would you do if you found me with my hands tied ;) My feminist bf: I Would Free You

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[unclefather]

having pussy is gender neutral. having cock is gender neutral. having tits is gender neutral. using 3 in one body wash, shampoo and conditioner is for men though

[depsidase]

[staffs-secret-blog]

Unfortunately due to budget cuts we're now reduced to 3 members of staff and a mop we painted eyes on

[staffs-secret-blog]

FINE. Since everyone wants to know, the mops pronouns are he/him