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Do I really need to say more? Ok fine I guess I do... *sigh* Sup, I'm Maegan. I go by Maegan, Meg, Hapa (if you're my online buddy). If I actually use this it'll be for cussing out people, ranting on shit that I can't do on another site, that also goes for me being a total perve >///>' So yeah, get ready to see all the random shit in my brain :U

[fruedian]

We’re a little team. Me as the teacher who can still do it, you as the student who can do it, just not as good. I’m proud of us!

SPIDER-MAN: INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE dir. Bob Persichetti, Peter Ramsey, Rodney Rothman (in/sp)

[funnytwittertweets]

[heartofalifer]

what was this movie even 

[eddiemoonson]

A cinematic masterpiece.

[angremlin-deactivated20250312]

I CANNOT stress enough that in the Spy Kids films, Danny Trejo is literally playing his titular character from the Machete movies, who happens to be the kids’ uncle, because the movies have the same director

[lang-wich]

what this reply misses is that Machete originated *in* Spy Kids. the Machete movies are Spy Kids spinoffs

[hobgoblinhero]

I think it’s important to make clear that Robert Rodriguez, the director, says that Spy Kids and Machete are alternate universe versions of each other , while Danny Trejo, the actor, says that what happens in Machete is just what he does when he’s not hanging out with the kids

[gayvampyr]

ppl being like “abortion is okay only if you took all the “correct” measures first or if you were impregnated non-consensually” SHUT UP! abortion for “sexually promiscuous” people and sex addicts and ppl you call sluts and whores and people who have one-night stands and every single person who had sex because they felt like it! you do not have to reach a quota of suffering to “deserve” an abortion. abortion is not something you earn. abortion isn’t a moral thing like you protestants like to think it’s a fucking right and everyone deserves access to it and they don’t have to prove that they deserve it. pregnancy is not a punishment for sex and every single person deserves the right to terminate a pregnancy regardless of how they became pregnant. shut up

[catnippackets]

just because it’s a short film doesn’t mean it’s incomplete and should have a full-length movie adaptation

just because it’s an amazing movie that did really well doesn’t mean it needs a sequel

just because it’s a well loved classic tv show doesn’t mean it needs to be remade anew

let stories be exactly the length they are, they don’t need to be extended and drawn out and added onto and redone until they’re not good anymore. if your story is short but it works that way then it’s done. you don’t need to add more. knowing when to stop is so important

[twise]

TT (2016)

[greenheart-anon]

[unrecorded]

[ID: A TikTok by kotjcosplay. A Deadpool cosplayer runs through a parking lot, holding Captain America’s shield and singing to the tune of “In the Hall of the Mountain King,” “Here comes the consequence, consequence, consequence, consequences of my actions, chasing me right now!” The camera pans to reveal a Captain America cosplayer is chasing him. The Deadpool cosplayer continues to sing as he runs, “I don’t want no consequence, consequence, consequence, I don’t want no consequences chasing me right now!” As the Captain America cosplayer gets closer, his singing speeds up and becomes more frantic: “Someone take this consequence, consequence, consequence, someone take this consequence that’s chasing me right now!” By the final verse, he’s more yelling than singing as he says in a rush, “Jesus take this consequence, consequence, consequence, Jesus take this consequence that’s chasing me right now!” The video cuts off on his scream. /End ID]

[afeelgoodblog]

Surprise triplets 😂

[sandersstudies]

I can’t decide what’s funnier, if this was a genuine candid photo of the father’s shock, or if he was an excellent sport and was like “hey folks, know what would be hilarious…”

[lizluvscupcakes]

“Yknow, Ted, the guys at the bar are gonna wanna know what it was.”

“Bring the photo! It’ll be funnier if you bring the photo.”

[gay-ellis-thats-all]

Story Time!

My father, who is an identical twin, has two older sisters who were also identical twins. My grandfather’s favourite way to tell the story was that in 1956 when he was awaiting the arrival of 🤷‍♀️ Child™️, the doctor (who, in the small town where we’re from, had delivered my aunts a few years earlier) came to the lounge, lit a cigarette and took a seat next to him.

“Clifford… how are ya?” the doctor greeted.

“I’m alright… yourself?”

“Good, good…good, so how many ya want this time?”

My grandfather, even in the retelling of the story heaved the most world weary sigh and said, “…how many ya got?”

[disneyfeverdaily]

[weonsinnombre]

[deliriumcrow]

I trust this man and his wares. Look at that fine suit, that elegant bow tie, that well fed and healthy figure. He clearly knows his wines.

[galahadwilder]

I relish the idea of Harley Quinn, licensed therapist, figuring out how much damage supervillains are doing to Batman’s psyche and just. Going, “fuck it, I’m your nemesis now.”

Like she offs the Joker and then starts taking control of the Gotham underworld but like. Shifts it away from creepy serial killer shit towards 1966-era silly crimes. So like Bruce is walking into Riddler’s latest plot expecting him to be like “answer my riddles correctly or I’ll kill a hostage every hour!” except that it turns out that no, Nygma is just stealing pudding because it’s St. Patrick’s Day special and it’s colored green.

Harley’ll be like “I’ve TAKEN OVER GOTHAM, B-man, and you’ll have to work your HARDEST to stop me!” except all she’s done is hire a bunch of clown flash mobs to dance YMCA inside various police stations so Bruce just gets a little light exercise. Sometimes she breaks into the Batcave but there’s never any danger in it because she just wants to have tea. There’s no worry about any of his children getting traumatized because if she sees any of them are having problems she immediately stops her schemes for an impromptu therapy session

[kvotheunkvothe]

they took to it like a duck to water: they began naturally, almost effortlessly, and were immediately in their element

they took to it like a baby otter to water: screaming, certain they were dying, hating every minute of it despite being perfectly suited to the conditions

[persephinae]

I knew I liked otters for a reason, turns out they're very relatable

[butchfagminotaur]

actually sex is fun and casual if you want it to be and serious and sacred if you want it to be bc you make that choice for yourself and nobody else!

[butchfagminotaur]

thank you @a-flawless-catastrophe for this excellent way of putting it this is perfect

[theecloser]

more closeups…….because he’s cute 💞

[bonesstiel]

i didn’t have “cw goes bankrupt” on my 2022 bingo card but i probably should’ve

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

I'm gonna say it

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

Parents of disabled children aren't victims. An adult isn't a hero for looking after a disabled kid, especially when that particular kid is THEIR CHILD!!! That's what a parent is SUPPOSED to do! Stop glorifying those parents like disabled children are burdens

[terathegreat]

And neither are spouses/girlfriends/boyfriends/partners of disabled people!! They're not angels or anything else.

[lady-of-the-spirit]

a newly turned werewolf frantically googling whether or not they can eat chocolate now, finding several different answers that don’t clear anything up, and finally having a stare-down with a bar of chocolate wondering whether or not it’s worth it to just try it themselves and see what happens, and getting sidetracked wondering if they’ll have to go to the doctor’s or the vet if it turns out badly for them.