Weâre a little team. Me as the teacher who can still do it, you as the student who can do it, just not as good. Iâm proud of us!
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Weâre a little team. Me as the teacher who can still do it, you as the student who can do it, just not as good. Iâm proud of us!
SPIDER-MAN: INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE dir. Bob Persichetti, Peter Ramsey, Rodney Rothman (in/sp)
what was this movie evenÂ
A cinematic masterpiece.
I CANNOT stress enough that in the Spy Kids films, Danny Trejo is literally playing his titular character from the Machete movies, who happens to be the kidsâ uncle, because the movies have the same director
what this reply misses is that Machete originated *in* Spy Kids. the Machete movies are Spy Kids spinoffs
I think itâs important to make clear that Robert Rodriguez, the director, says that Spy Kids and Machete are alternate universe versions of each other , while Danny Trejo, the actor, says that what happens in Machete is just what he does when heâs not hanging out with the kids
ppl being like âabortion is okay only if you took all the âcorrectâ measures first or if you were impregnated non-consensuallyâ SHUT UP! abortion for âsexually promiscuousâ people and sex addicts and ppl you call sluts and whores and people who have one-night stands and every single person who had sex because they felt like it! you do not have to reach a quota of suffering to âdeserveâ an abortion. abortion is not something you earn. abortion isnât a moral thing like you protestants like to think itâs a fucking right and everyone deserves access to it and they donât have to prove that they deserve it. pregnancy is not a punishment for sex and every single person deserves the right to terminate a pregnancy regardless of how they became pregnant. shut up
just because itâs a short film doesnât mean itâs incomplete and should have a full-length movie adaptation
just because itâs an amazing movie that did really well doesnât mean it needs a sequel
just because itâs a well loved classic tv show doesnât mean it needs to be remade anew
let stories be exactly the length they are, they donât need to be extended and drawn out and added onto and redone until theyâre not good anymore. if your story is short but it works that way then itâs done. you donât need to add more. knowing when to stop is so important
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[ID: A TikTok by kotjcosplay. A Deadpool cosplayer runs through a parking lot, holding Captain Americaâs shield and singing to the tune of âIn the Hall of the Mountain King,â âHere comes the consequence, consequence, consequence, consequences of my actions, chasing me right now!â The camera pans to reveal a Captain America cosplayer is chasing him. The Deadpool cosplayer continues to sing as he runs, âI donât want no consequence, consequence, consequence, I donât want no consequences chasing me right now!â As the Captain America cosplayer gets closer, his singing speeds up and becomes more frantic: âSomeone take this consequence, consequence, consequence, someone take this consequence thatâs chasing me right now!â By the final verse, heâs more yelling than singing as he says in a rush, âJesus take this consequence, consequence, consequence, Jesus take this consequence thatâs chasing me right now!â The video cuts off on his scream. /End ID]
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I canât decide whatâs funnier, if this was a genuine candid photo of the fatherâs shock, or if he was an excellent sport and was like âhey folks, know what would be hilariousâŠâ
âYknow, Ted, the guys at the bar are gonna wanna know what it was.â
âBring the photo! Itâll be funnier if you bring the photo.â
Story Time!
My father, who is an identical twin, has two older sisters who were also identical twins. My grandfatherâs favourite way to tell the story was that in 1956 when he was awaiting the arrival of đ€·ââïž Childâąïž, the doctor (who, in the small town where weâre from, had delivered my aunts a few years earlier) came to the lounge, lit a cigarette and took a seat next to him.
âClifford⊠how are ya?â the doctor greeted.
âIâm alright⊠yourself?â
âGood, goodâŠgood, so how many ya want this time?â
My grandfather, even in the retelling of the story heaved the most world weary sigh and said, ââŠhow many ya got?â
I trust this man and his wares. Look at that fine suit, that elegant bow tie, that well fed and healthy figure. He clearly knows his wines.
I relish the idea of Harley Quinn, licensed therapist, figuring out how much damage supervillains are doing to Batmanâs psyche and just. Going, âfuck it, Iâm your nemesis now.â
Like she offs the Joker and then starts taking control of the Gotham underworld but like. Shifts it away from creepy serial killer shit towards 1966-era silly crimes. So like Bruce is walking into Riddlerâs latest plot expecting him to be like âanswer my riddles correctly or Iâll kill a hostage every hour!â except that it turns out that no, Nygma is just stealing pudding because itâs St. Patrickâs Day special and itâs colored green.
Harleyâll be like âIâve TAKEN OVER GOTHAM, B-man, and youâll have to work your HARDEST to stop me!â except all sheâs done is hire a bunch of clown flash mobs to dance YMCA inside various police stations so Bruce just gets a little light exercise. Sometimes she breaks into the Batcave but thereâs never any danger in it because she just wants to have tea. Thereâs no worry about any of his children getting traumatized because if she sees any of them are having problems she immediately stops her schemes for an impromptu therapy session
they took to it like a duck to water: they began naturally, almost effortlessly, and were immediately in their element
they took to it like a baby otter to water: screaming, certain they were dying, hating every minute of it despite being perfectly suited to the conditions
I knew I liked otters for a reason, turns out they're very relatable
actually sex is fun and casual if you want it to be and serious and sacred if you want it to be bc you make that choice for yourself and nobody else!
thank you @a-flawless-catastrophe for this excellent way of putting it this is perfect
more closeupsâŠâŠ.because heâs cute đ
i didnât have âcw goes bankruptâ on my 2022 bingo card but i probably shouldâve
I'm gonna say it
Parents of disabled children aren't victims. An adult isn't a hero for looking after a disabled kid, especially when that particular kid is THEIR CHILD!!! That's what a parent is SUPPOSED to do! Stop glorifying those parents like disabled children are burdens
And neither are spouses/girlfriends/boyfriends/partners of disabled people!! They're not angels or anything else.
a newly turned werewolf frantically googling whether or not they can eat chocolate now, finding several different answers that donât clear anything up, and finally having a stare-down with a bar of chocolate wondering whether or not itâs worth it to just try it themselves and see what happens, and getting sidetracked wondering if theyâll have to go to the doctorâs or the vet if it turns out badly for them.Â