It's depression, Charlie Brown

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[thenatsdorf]

[toldentops]

1-800-AREYOUSLAPPIN

[haplessdepravity-blog]

every fuckin day god damn

[sj0]

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

[hersheyhipster]

Couldn’t risk it.

[justjengie]

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

[pinayputa]

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

[paper-mario-wiki]

a gallon of milk but with this kind of cap:

[iguanamouth]

quick suggestion

[lizzienoodles]

let me raise you an idea ive been keeping for years, just for this moment

[heatandapathy]

The unholy trinity.

[haplessdepravity-blog]

I’d like to die now please

[haplessdepravity-blog]

brain: here's a good memory with someone who ended up really hurting you

me: why did you bring me this

brain: just because

[haplessdepravity-blog]

On Leaving

Bittersweet whispers Wander down the ways and means Seek direction at every corner Find somehow pins and needles Don’t point true north Find somehow guilt In moving forward Anyway

Misplaced misgivings Give way to missed places Not yet gone

I hope the last oak leaf To turn and fall Finds comfort In grounded togetherness

[haplessdepravity-blog]

Routines Or Instructions To Myself

Stake a faceless effigy on the front lawn Hang your mind around its neck to dry Spill your heart across its chest To give a splash of color Now paint on a smile in grief A great toothy ordeal Unmistakable in its falsehood Clothe it in hard-shelled pessimism So as not to be indecent A sprinkle of imagination To bring your wicker self to life Set it ablaze with hope Shake your head as the collective concern of your neighborhood Gathers once again to watch your double Writhe and wail as it burns

Wait for the fire to exhaust itself Wait for the staring to subside Clean up what remains of your sacrifice Do it again tomorrow

[haplessdepravity-blog]

IT’S TIME

To d-d-d-d-d-edit poetry

[dietcrush]

[haplessdepravity-blog]

Deeeeeefinitely the Challah.

[haplessdepravity-blog]

Impasta

Week to week I play at poet String together stanzas Like a macaroni necklace Take my art class project To the jewelry store Where the artisans ply their craft

Works of beauty Clean lines Polished gemstones Look close And you’ll get lost

This is not to say That there is no beauty To be found in macaroni art It’s an endearing simplicity Played out in starchy shapes And colored string A bead or two, to taste

And when I wrote this In my head last night It was all Flowing silver verse Witty phrases inlaid like diamonds Wrapped in an elegant black velvet conclusion

But maybe I dreamt that part Maybe soon I’ll be a poet

(For everyone at my open mic; y'all are fantastic)

[haplessdepravity-blog]

Still More Awful Haiku

Ritalin and out Why you always gotta be So ampheta-mean

[blameaspartame-deactivated20200]

[haplessdepravity-blog]

Florida Man is at it again

[memewhore]

[haplessdepravity-blog]

Just Do It

[misterlupin]

so in writer’s craft our assignment is to write the worst poem we can possibly create

and we’re having a contest and i think i’m going to win

[proseposeur]

Okay here’s a dramatic reading of it

[misterlupin]

aRE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME I’M GONNA PISS

[fall-out-pan]

EVERY FUCKING TIME

[haplessdepravity-blog]

Reblogging so I can listen when I get off work

[haplessdepravity-blog]

If nerds in high school wrote their own lore entries

I tore up my arms Making up for my knees And I wore down my knees When I picked up frisbee And I picked up frisbee To try to make friends And that’s a mistake That I won’t make again

[sludgejudy-deactivated20170915]

ive never been more confused in my entire life

[sitcomlesbian]

DONT plarp his BEES……what is so difficult to understand about that……..

[haplessdepravity-blog]

The phrases you find On the Internet these days Please don't plarp his bees

[haplessdepravity-blog]

Routines

Stake a faceless effigy on the front lawn Hang madness 'round its neck to dry Spill your heart across its chest To give a splash of color Now paint on a smile in grief A great toothy ordeal Unmistakable in its falsehood Clothe it in hard-shelled pessimism So as not to be indecent A sprinkle of imagination To bring your wicker self to life Set it ablaze with hope Giggle as the collective concern of your neighborhood Gathers to watch your subject Writhe and wail as it burns Wait for the fire to exhaust itself Wait for the leering to subside Take down your sacrifice Do it again tomorrow

[haplessdepravity-blog]

Much More Violent Than Expected

Pull me out and paint me up as pretty as can be Parade me ‘round the party now for all your friends to see But keep your taser close at hand ‘cause once it’s out of sight I’ll rip your fucking arms right off and ruin your good night