Can I talk to you for a second? Yeah.
NANCY DREW | 3.11
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Today's Document
noise dept.
Fai_Ryy
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

Product Placement

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Monterey Bay Aquarium
One Nice Bug Per Day

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EXPECTATIONS
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

Love Begins
NASA

pixel skylines

shark vs the universe

tannertan36
Xuebing Du

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@happilyshanghaied
Can I talk to you for a second? Yeah.
NANCY DREW | 3.11
I just witnessed a fucking murder
I love how it’s unclear if Data has any idea whatsoever that he just murdered Worf.
And the decisive little head nod at the end before he walks off - like, yup, I just solved that problem, good for me.
I also love the way that when Data says “You share all of those qualities in abundance!” Worf just looks up like
this is the absolute best thing you could have added to my post, thank you, I have been laughing at comparing Worf’s face to this cat for ten minutes
A M A Z I N G
Howard Buehler Collection: Misc Family Photos 50s-80s
Mr. Bennet: Sure, I haven't taken care of my daughters' financial security, but have I at least taken care of their education? No. But have I taken care of their emotional needs? Also no. But have I been a good protector and supervisor? I'm afraid not. However, have I been a good example for my children of being a kind and respectful spouse, parent, and all around human being? No again. But through it all, have I nailed being funny? Yes. And isn't that the most important role of a father after all?
I occasionally get people in the tags thinking this is a defense of Mrs. Bennet.
It is not.
Mrs. Bennet sucks too.
The most recent example that a few people have added:
She is not hauling ass. (And poverty is an exaggeration, they'll have £250/year.)
She is screaming "The house is on fire!" while she herself pours more gasoline on it and does not call the fire department even though the cell phone is in her hand.
She says she wants her girls to get married. What effort has she contributed to this goal? Let's review.
❌ She has done nothing to raise her girls to have good manners, accomplishments, or education that would attract good men.
❌ She has done nothing to save money for her girls, again to either attract husbands or protect them if they never marry. (And they were rich, saving would have been very easy, but she and her husband were too selfish and lazy to do it.)
✅ She buys her girls dresses and ⚠️takes them to parties. That is literally it. The only thing she does to help them, and she does it so poorly that she actually makes things worse for them with her poor manners and management of her younger girls.
This isn't even getting into how abysmally she does as a mother in terms of loving, understanding, supporting, and guiding her children in aspects of their lives outside getting married...
She hurts her girls just as much as her husband, just in somewhat different ways.
TL;DR:
Mr. Bennet sucks 🤝 Mrs. Bennet sucks
This might be the funniest reply I’ve ever seen in my life
I AM WHEEZING
PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS OMFG
#1 thing for someone being haunted to say
he will never get away from the sound of her voice fuck yes
An example of why one should use the Oxford comma.
let's get zoomies with mama !!
@twentytoadstwerkinginatrenchcoat
looking. at you
Stunning colors of the rock pillars in Karijini National Park
watching the whole family grow up together
Kate McKinnon getting her hair pulled by THE pornstar Nina Hartley
the flat hand thing works, she’s correct
The flat hand thing is so correct, and I’ve thought about this clip like four times a week since i saw it like ten years ago. That is NOT a noise she intended to make