[prollyright-deactivated20260122]

napping together is my kind of date

[cursedcatimages]

[lubricates]

all of me

[writing-and-nutmeg]

[blujayonthewing]

yeah just leave it on the table for me I’ll get some in a minute

[matchagirl]

sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid

[heartsdesire456]

I used to think this post was stupid because most people like both sides of the bed free but then I realized some psychopaths put their bed like this so not even the headboard is against a wall and this post is about these animals.

[ranger-truth]

A single person’s bed is generally against 2 walls, a couple’s bed is generally against 1 wall, and people with 0 walls have no fear of the dark/unseen with direct access to their head, and therefore cannot be human.

[unnonexistence]

ok the bed just out in the middle of the room is bad but have you considered: only the footboard end against a wall

[crumplelush]

no i hadn’t. why would you put that image into my head?

[aceofsquiddles]

[demansiabites]

Okay, but how is this

[time-traveling-fetus]

[dashbork]

I’m at a loss for words

[pyramidschemeofthesun]

This was the bed of Thomas Jefferson. 

[froginakettle]

STay out of my study unless you intend to have sex with me

[matchagirl]

sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid

[catchymemes]

[4-velvets]

200711 // Monster

[4-velvets]

Red Velvet - IRENE & SEULGI ‘Monster’ (Top Note Ver.) THE STAGE

[4-velvets]

I’m a little monster

[jigglypuffsvevo]

me at school: Ill do my school work when I get home

me at home: lmao I really thought

[kieraplease]

Don’t make fun of me 🥺🗯 ig: kieraplease

[toastbutteregg]

I LOVE OVERSIZED HOODIES!!!

[paper-mario-wiki]

a gallon of milk but with this kind of cap:

[iguanamouth]

quick suggestion

[lizzienoodles]

let me raise you an idea ive been keeping for years, just for this moment

[heatandapathy]

The unholy trinity.

[transmortifried]

[cindernet-explorer]

[m00nlady]

i could really make use of a massage, an orgasm, hard apple cider & a check for $300,000

[cvberitual]

[girlsday-deactivated20220810]

@92s

[mysharona1987]

[supsass]

can i sell my feelings on ebay i don’t want them anymore