You Have The Wrong Number

Man, I just need a place to put my memes

[shitpostinguniverse]

[shitpostinguniverse]

[glumshoe]

oh hey sorry I’ve been distant lately…. I’ve been really busy having a brain that is bad

[catchymemes]

[oddpoke]

My old friend, my companion, and my brother in arms

[bibbyboy-deactivated20150925]

Anybody remember broneys? Them wild sons of guns they loved horses.

[valtsv]

where are my museum gift shop memes

[valtsv]

i have to do everything myself around here don’t i

[plush-size-cutie]

[spoopling]

[glumshoe]

I dreamt that I killed a guy and fed his body to a herd of horses that had been specially bred to eat meat

[lizthesmallgirl-deactivated2022]

Are you sure it wasn't a prophetic dream?

[glumshoe]

all dreams are potentially prophetic

[justnoodlefishthings]

POV: you are a lump of fresh dough at the bakery

[the-bright-path-deactivated2021]

[coffeecakecafe]

i’m gonna make a midnight treat does anyone want my recipe for warm milk & honey while I’m at it lol

it usually zonks me out but I’m not very sugar sensitive so ymmv

[coffeecakecafe]

Fantastic

You’ll need:

A microwave safe mug, milk of any kind, honey, vanilla extract, and either a little whisk or a fork

First, pour just enough honey to cover the very bottom of your mug (like, at most a tablespoon). Add a splash (quarter teaspoon or less) of vanilla extract and as much cinnamon as your heart wants.

Then pour in juuuust a little bit of milk. Like a third of the cup. Whisk as best you can but it’ll be sticky, so we’re gonna microwave it for 30 seconds to get everything to stir up.

This will keep the cinnamon from floating around on top at the end, which isn’t as fun to drink.

Now add the rest of your milk, and microwave for one minute. Test your temp and go from there in 15 second bursts, although I usually do mine for two minutes total here. Stir between bursts.

And ta-da! It’s very comforting. I find it helps me sleep and also it smells real nice.

Enjoy!!

[coffeecakecafe]

I feel at this point that it’s important to tell you all that when I was first trying to figure this out my goal was creme de la creme a la edgar

[hellyeahkoalas]

[fagish]

Wow he got game

[maykitz]

my mother observing birds using the bird feeders she put up for them:

[maykitz]

[skinamarinked]

[skinamarinked]

Personal favorite tags on this photo set so far

[whitepeopletwitter]

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

I love u plastic worm bike man

[thatsbelievable]

[angelnumber27]

The people in 1897 were mentally in 2030