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izzy's playlists!
Keni
The Bowery Presents
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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Cosmic Funnies
Jimmy Eat World
Doug Jones
PR's Tumblrdome
RMH
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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@happyabrose
I am God's most selfish goblin when I am sleeping
Last night my blanket fell off the bed and I wake up to my partner oh-so-gently prying their blanket out of my greedy little fingers because I had apparently just rolled over and completely pulled it off of them
bubbler
just took some screencaps to give my friend a taste of the sort of smugness the hero emanates.. thought i would share with you all 😍😍😍😍
These fucking techbros are so fucking childish. "Let's rebuild the twin towers as AI Bots With Lasers" is the most 8 year old idea I've ever heard.
Then again, 9/11 TWO on the AI Laser Buildings would rule
The "everyone is twelve now" theory becomes stronger by the day
When the actual academic scholarly book makes the tumblr meme post a reality.
Okay, we got a new one, boys.
Close enough welcome back Chekov's gun.
Prev you can’t bury this in your own tags
no one was gonna tell me obi-wan tried to patent a lightsaber kusarigama* with two blades when he was a padawan, but he was shut down by the council of boring people who hate awesome things?
I present to you: An accurate portrayal of how my anxiety makes self-dug holes (social blunders, missed opportunities, mistakes generally, etc.) feel
I hope others may relate
imagine you are a warhorse belonging to a minor lord who is renowned for his ability to tame and ride and heal horses. but you are his first horse he has had since he was a boy, and you have borne him and knights and maidens and princes across miles and miles without stopping to rest.
and you are an old horse. and yet, this lord loves you so much that he insists you stay alive. when parts of you rot he takes the corpses of younger, stronger horses and uses dark magic to comvine them to you. he makes you stronger, more dangerous, and yet never quite heals you perfectly, so you wheeze and you stomp heavy and yet rhis lord loves you so much he will do anything to keep you alive. and yesterday, you collapsed. today, you find yourself awake as he chants above you, bringing you back. this happened to my good friend alex's car
The poor old horse is growing tired, yet the lord cannot let it go. He goes through his usual rituals, but something is different this time. The spell is less effective, there is more to replace than ever before, and yet. The lord does not cease to chant. He has redrawn the sigils a thousand times, and he is determined to draw them a thousand more. The horse will likely never know true rest... (Alex's car is still acting up)
Gotta love sitting in a pile of executive dysfunction instead of studying or doing anything I'm supposed to do.... this is wonderful...
a nonzero number of American schoolteachers, who will go on to take bullets and lay down their lives for their students, are currently being yelled at by hobbyless tradwife conservative TikTok mommy bloggers with $2000 hair extensions about pronouns and communism at a parent-teacher conference
A young Wizard’s best friend.
telling someone "you know it can't love you back, right? 🙄 if it's in the house with you when you die, it will eat your corpse without hesitation" about their husband
@happyabrose
HE WOULD NOT.
He would never steal my cat's meal like that. Hmph
Imagine not consuming a piece of media in over a year and then suddenly using a phrase you got directly from it in front of a partner that does not know the media... haha who would do that...
imagine you are a warhorse belonging to a minor lord who is renowned for his ability to tame and ride and heal horses. but you are his first horse he has had since he was a boy, and you have borne him and knights and maidens and princes across miles and miles without stopping to rest.
and you are an old horse. and yet, this lord loves you so much that he insists you stay alive. when parts of you rot he takes the corpses of younger, stronger horses and uses dark magic to comvine them to you. he makes you stronger, more dangerous, and yet never quite heals you perfectly, so you wheeze and you stomp heavy and yet rhis lord loves you so much he will do anything to keep you alive. and yesterday, you collapsed. today, you find yourself awake as he chants above you, bringing you back. this happened to my good friend alex's car
I just convinced my partner to re-download Tumblr for no reason other than I wanted to be mutuals lol
