ฅ safety blanket ฅ

autistic. he/him. adult. plush cats protect my heart. soft safe space. I reblog things that make me happy and make me laugh. ns/fw blogs DNI.

[bearie]

kittens are being born right now and you might get to know and love them

[edgedancing-queen]

Mmmmmmm macaromi and chees

[kittybroker]

Tasty duck flavored mac and cheese now more 20% more kitty! Eat this foul slop for only 25 cents today!

[hkdmz]

[giritina]

Alive ecosystem. Peaceful bacterias

[sadclowncentral]

weird how no one ever comments on the absence of smells unprompted. the nose just isn't a topic of conversation unless it's urgent huh

[sadclowncentral]

"it's dark in here" normal regular observation

"finally some quiet" relatable exclamation

"doesn't smell like anything in here" absolutely deranged sentence

[slunch]

[caats]

[duckdotcom]

(mob boss voice) so here's the deal, see. you's gonna go home and get a gooood night's sleep, see? and you's gonna have sweet dreams and a reaaal nice rest. reaaal nice. max here will tuck you in *i motion to the thuggish goon behind me and he approaches you with a warm glass of milk held gingerly in his enormous hand*

[goobersplat]

Sagwa and Sheegwa Plushes

[doodlebeeberry]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i’m so genuinely lucky to be dumb as hammers. the simplest things bring me joy. i’ve had several fits of passionate laughing out loud today because i can’t stop thinking of the phrase “one william dollars”

[bisexualwario]

[bonesbeetle]

there's a stage in sandwich consumption where it's falling to pieces & you're desperately cupping it in your hands & it's like this poor wounded animal that is covered in mustard & wants to die

[deep-state-partisan]

[gorps]

This website is so so so good

[amediocregamer]

the only reason I go on Reddit now is to find these bad two sentence horror posts. they're great. they're bad. but they're great.

[aminta]

me ohhhh id really love to make a wish right about now....

the delightful dandelion:

[kingcatnine]

we are never making it out of the cave