posts that i like for one reason or another

sometimes the posts are made by me

[7dmom]

So are you bald ironically or

[mevil]

[donnatartlet]

[blemgoid]

I once sent a woman a text message so interesting that she took three whole days to read it

[fuckedelf]

everybody is checking their lymph nodes but im just tryna get some nymph loads!

[fuckedelf]

everybody is checking their lymph nodes but im just tryna get some nymph loads!

[fuckedelf]

everybody is checking their lymph nodes but im just tryna get some nymph loads!

[biodegrade]

if u addicted to your feed u might b a chicken .

[crabussy]

just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture

[crabussy]

do you see this. beyond ridiculous

[crabussy]

what are our thoughts

I understand your feelings for the chair robin crabussy

unpost this right now you strange strange man

Voting ended on18h

[crabussy]

I hired a wizard to cast png on it. effervescent

[chickenfarmersan]

[yougottabeniceforwhat]

[desiccantdonoteat]

[needlepointcursewords]

[notsoterriblymisanthropic]

the one addition that truly makes this clip even more powerful is knowing that Mr Sterling is this guy:

I am in awe trying to imagine the sheer levels of non sequiturs they would be able to produce together.

[riotboyeli]

FUNNIEST notification to ever get

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

[auroroboros1]

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

[dragongirlsweetie]

it only happens with the simpsons

[galaxywarp]

[secundus-cinaedus]

[girldraki]

kind of harmonically beautiful

[pilferedinstagram]

[redstonedust]

you guys heard of "women ? " it's awesome. compliments to the chef.

[stupidestasshole]

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments