I LYKE CATZ

i put the hot in psychotic

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via DrMassicotte)

[liathepenguinologist]

corn right corn at corn light

[lichen-soup-scribe]

first corn i see tonight

[lolfactory]

[really-funny-posts]

when too much time and too much money collide violently

[deathbypcy]

person: it was a little mistake! don’t beat yourself up about it

me:

[automodownremade-deactivated202]

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

[jokesarefunny]

i aint risking being a weak ass ghost

[meme4u]

[paprika]

[katiemcgrxth]

Dear 2017, make everything gay. 

[botanize]

[ferretfarts]

[happycatz]

me about to talk in public: *rehearses what im going to say 50 times in my brain*

me: today how you are

[weloveshortvideos]

#notrustissues

[norcani]

my goal in life is having a cat trust me this much

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

[officialjiggly]

😂

[decotex]

[dennys]

Let’s enhance.

…

Ah, yes. There’s steak up there.

[dennys]

If you’re up really late studying for finals, try swapping your contact solution with coffee for a quick pick-me-up.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

dennys you’re taking a serious risk here don’t forget people actually tried drilling holes in their iphones to get the headphone jack back

[ask-me-about-loom]

i tried this and now i can see time thanks dennys