Serendipity

Honestly a hot mess. I'm the funniest person I know.

[theanti90smovement]

I will never forget the time I asked a little girl how old she was and she said “6 but I’ve been alive like 30 years”

[viciere]

bitch me too the fuck

[nyledimarco]

Top 10 Basic ASL you need to know!

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[theonlyaphrodite]

[amuzed1-deactivated20241106]

His reply tho…👀

[justabrainfart]

@precariouslyprecocious (!!)

[twitterlols]

[mockingbirdie]

do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.

[1-ofthecoolkids2-deactivated201]

On the contrary, I just sit around and think “I’m in my mid-20’s”, whole nother existential crisis

[imsoshive]

Late 20s

[invadertoph]

30’s

[literalnobody]

“money can’t buy happiness” is such a baby boomer concept like…. I don’t want excessive wealth to buy a golf plated toilet seat Karen, I just wish I wasn’t crying because I can’t afford both spaghetti and rent after working 40 hours a week

[1-800kanye]

u know whats wild. everyone on here like 20 and when i first joined everyone was like 14 15. u ask anybody n they been here for years. nobody new on here. staff locked the doors n were all Stuck Inside

[wordsnquotes]

I crave touch, yet I flinch every time someone is close enough.

Unknown (via wordsnquotes)

[juilletdeux]

[ewestwickdaily]

TCA 2017 Photoshoot 

[lerios]

Proof that someone has bitched and will bitch about young peoples’ technology throughout all of time and space.

[worldes]

[micdotcom]

[fuckyeahrudyfrancisco]

When I asked you for a chai latte, what I meant to say was: “I was walking past. I saw you in the window. I only came in here because I had to know what your voice sounded like”. But instead of saying that, I just got really nervous and ordered the first thing on the menu. I don’t even know what the fuck chai is. Or latte for that matter. When God made you, he cussed for the first time. He turned to an angel, gave him a high five and said “Goddamn, I’m good!” You are that beautiful. I’ve spent the last five days trying to figure out how I’m going to introduce myself to you properly and I think I finally figured it out. It’s gonna be something like “Hi.” That’s all I’ve got so far. But I think it’s a good start.

“To girl who works at Starbucks down the street from my house on Del Mar Heights Road (I swear to God, I’m not a stalker)” - Rudy Francisco (via fuckyeahrudyfrancisco)

[memewhore]

[thefederalistfreestyle]

I stand by what I said, every bit of it You stand only for yourself It’s what you do I can’t apologize because it’s true 

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[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

There’s been so many Onion and Clickhole articles about the pope that I thought this was one of them for a while but it’s real