[ruinedchildhood]

[atlinmerrick]

I just laughed for one year watching this. The casual walk-off is just deadly.

[scratch-meowt]

my hottest take

[keeper-of-the-flames]

Counter point, those machines can make me a peach sprite.

[pusheenthenerdcat]

guys did you know the tech in that nefangled machine revolutionized preemie healthcare

[maimonideznuts]

[pusheenthenerdcat]

yeah the guy who invented them made incredibly precise infusion pumps (as opposed to gravity fed ivs) which not only meant they could give medications to teeny tiny babies safely, it's also used for insulin pumps and portable dialysis machines. the key element is that it's a peristaltic pump so the liquid stays in sterile tubing for safety

(unholy drink cloaca uses it to dispense precise amounts of flavored sugar syrup)

[hedgebotherer]

Then how the haters loved him,

As they shouted out with glee,

"Unholy Drink Cloaca

You'll go down in history!"

[naamahdarling]

You DON'T get this on any other site in quite this format.

[happypurplebunnies]

Their fluffy little tails are sooooo cute! I can't 😭

[happypurplebunnies]

[cundtcake]

kookaburra refusing to budge

[splend-42]

Kookaburra sits IN THE GODDAMN WAY

[ruffboi-mags]

on the moving window he will play

[randomslasher]

Leave, Kookaburra leave, Kookaburra causing a delay

[happypurplebunnies]

Caoimhe loves the snow!! 🌨

[happypurplebunnies]

My little buns are enjoying the spring weather 🐰🌞

[happypurplebunnies]

Happy Easter! I have some cute pictures of my young (approx 6 months) bunnies Maple (brown) and Biscuit (grey). They are finally back together after being neutered and getting along really well!

[marisatomay]

he had it coming

[dsmsix]

[paradoxcipher]

[freshlydelivereddarce]

TODAYS THE DAY SALAD BOY

[street-of-mercy]

Opening Tumblr on March 15th

[stevviefox]

Happy Stabby!!

[zero1infinity]

[tsukiyamas]

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

[diggly]

no one tell him

[petermorwood]

This has come on a bit since 32K notes, proving that Tumblr appreciates a really pointed observation.

[poll-position]

We’re all out of knives and swords, so you have to pick something else to to get stabby with in the Senate! Which one would you like?

✏️

🪡

🌂

🪾

🥕

🥄

🥢

🪛

📌

✂️

🦴

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Voting ended onMar 16

[nerdwithapoll]

[finnslay]

opening tumblr in march and it's just like "huh. knife weather we're having."

[is-it-the-ides-of-march]