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I'm just an artist trying to art.

[tygerbug]

This is the money Marge. Reblog for good fortune

[cholerascum]

money marge

save me

save me money marge

give me one thousand dollars

[rottenpumpkin13]

As much as I love Crisis Core and Zack, this part always makes me lose my shit, because WHAT IS CLOUD SUPPOSED TO DO? 😭

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→ Me? Gongaga.

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[goopygamer9000]

[soggy-fishsticks]

@theghostavocadoe artistic rendition of that screenshot

[rottenpumpkin13]

Angeal shows up to the gym wearing Bicycle shorts. You know the kind. The really, really tight ones that, despite covering more, leave way less to the imagination than Zack’s short shorts considering how they are practically painted on the man. It really shows off the man’s huge… thighs. The material is so thinly stretched it almost is see through. It would be if he wasn’t so enhanced that he doesn’t sweat.

*Sephiroth and Genesis stare at him from across the gym*

Sephiroth: I can't take this anymore. How do we tell him he's putting on a full anatomical display without sounding rude?

Genesis: The key is to phrase it as both a compliment and constructive feedback. That way, he gets the message but still feels good about himself.

Sephiroth: Understood.

*They approach Angeal*

Sephiroth: Angeal, your package looks visibly fantastic, but we'd love to appreciate it in a more private environment.

Angeal:

Genesis: Minerva's left tit.

[rottenpumpkin13]

What happens if cadet!Cloud gets drunk? Is Angeal grabbing his boot to punish one or more of GSZ or was it his rum cake that was a little too saturated that did it?

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*Angeal points at Cloud*

Angeal: That is Cloud Strife. He is drunk.

*Cloud is slumped in a chair, tongue out, eyes crossed*

Sephiroth: …

Genesis: …

Zack: …

Angeal: One of you is responsible for this. I don't know who, but considering he is a pure, innocent child who never drinks, it's definitely one of you degenerates. So whoever did this step forward. Now.

Genesis: Your undeniable biases aside, it wasn't me. I do, in fact, provide alcohol to minors, but only if I'm present to supervise.

Zack: And if I gave Spike alcohol, you'd all know because I'd be drunk too.

Sephiroth: Why are you blaming us? For all we know, it could be you.

Genesis: Yeah, Angeal. Let's not forget that audacious rum cake you make every year.

Zack: And you're out here throwing accusations??

Angeal: Oh dear, did I overdo it on the rum? Oh, you poor thing! Sit tight, I'll go get you some juice!

*Angeal rushes out of the room. The second he's gone, Sephiroth, Genesis, and Zack slowly turn to stare at Cloud*

Genesis: I regret buying the alcohol.

Zack: I regret incentivizing him to drink the alcohol.

Sephiroth: I regret tilting his head back and pouring it directly down his throat while saying, "A little ethanol never hurt anyone."

[rottenpumpkin13]

never going to shut up about miniroth

[rottenpumpkin13]

NEVER SHUTTING UP ABOUT BABY ANGEAL EITHER BITCHES HAHAAAA

[rottenpumpkin13]

It's been a while since we've heard of time traveler Vincent in the vents, what's he up to now? Is he plotting anything with time traveler Cloud or what

*Lazard walks into his office and sees Sephiroth is meticulously organizing his paperwork*

Lazard: Sephiroth, what… exactly are you doing?

Sephiroth: The voice told me to help you with your work so that you may have more free time to yourself.

Lazard: Oh god.

Sephiroth: My self-trust and mental health have improved so much that I now receive clear, insightful guidance from my subconscious. It whispers to me, offering advice and opinions.

Vincent, in the vents: Steal Lazard's laptop. It contains valuable information.

Lazard: ?!?!

*Sephiroth, without hesitation, swipes Lazard's laptop and tucks it into his coat*

Vincent, in the vents: Spin in his chair exactly three times to divert attention.

*Sephiroth, already sitting, begins spinning*

Vincent, in the vents: Now say something cryptic to confuse him.

Sephiroth: The wind carries secrets only the worthy can decipher.

Lazard, genuinely alarmed: Sephiroth, where is that voice coming from?!

Sephiroth: My subconscious.

Vincent, in the vents: Now go and assassinate Professor Hojo.

Sephiroth, standing up immediately: Excuse me, I have urgent business to attend to.

Lazard: GO TO THERAPY.

[rottenpumpkin13]

Time Travel Cloud hugs Sephiroth in front of everyone.

Zack is absolutely thrilled to see his buddy Cloud finally showing some affection toward Sephiroth. Considering how Cloud's been going on and on about "taking out Sephiroth" (on a date, right? :)) like it's his divine mission.

*Meanwhile, Cloud is hugging Sephiroth. Very, very tightly*

Zack: Aww, look at those two bonding! This is so nice to see!

Angeal: Zack… Sephiroth is turning blue.

Zack: That's the color of friendship.

Angeal: Should I intervene??

Zack: NO DON'T YOU DARE. THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL MOMENT.

*The sickening crack of Sephiroth's spine can be heard*

Angeal: THE MAN CAN'T BREATHE, ZACK.

Zack: Cloud just takes his breath away!

*Sephiroth is visibly seconds away from meeting the Lifestream*

[procyo9]

who is this mf

[miragee19]

SEPHIROTH IS THE BUSTER SWORD

Damn. xD

[lemonwrap]

[rocketbirdie]

you're invited!

[rottenpumpkin13]

Me: I love final fantasy 7

Person: OG or Remake?

Me:

[rosy-crow]

Guys GUYS IT GETS BETTER—

Apparently, there are a number of animations Sephiroth can’t do because they aren’t in his character data/files whatever, and if you try to activate them (swimming is one, for example), it softlocks the game. It makes sense considering he wasn’t meant to be playable outside of Nibelheim and progress in the story.

HOWEVER THE BABY CHOCOBO PETTING ANIMATION WAS IN HIS CHARACTER DATA/FILE WHICH MEANS THE DEVS PROGRAMMED HIM TO HAVE IT EVEN THOUGH THERE WOULD BE NO POINT AT WHICH HE WOULD BE ABLE TO DO IT SJFHDHD

[rocketbirdie]

cloud strife splitting headache moodboard