Does your dog have a night time sleeping habit? Mine does. He likes to sneak around my house and eat things, like this:
This is an eos lipgloss and it isnāt the first time heās ruined a lipgloss of mine, I found him throwing an eos lipgloss up in the air and chasing after it like he would one of his toys. I immediately took it from him said āno, this is a choking hazard, no, no, no.āI then threw it away, I watched his eyes follow the lipgloss into the garbage, he wanted it and he was crushed that I threw his new found toy away. He does this thing where he sits down, lays down and then letās out a grunt and itās not just like grunt itās like a āgrunt, moan, huff, long sighā he did that and then looked at me with those eyes that make me melt and think well it was only a $3.00 lip gloss, Iāll get another one & in his defense itās shaped like a ball and smells so delicious.
Really, could you be mad at this face?
Knowing he once looked like this:
So imagine my surprise when I woke up the other day to a present on the couch, right next to my purse my dog had opened up my purse taken out my NEW strawberry sorbet eos lipgloss and ate the inside contents, then snuck back into my bedroom unnoticed. Leaving the mess on the couch. He didnāt even try to hide it, he could have at least buried the evidence in the couch cushion but he didnāt, this was a clear message that he has won the battle. So again I said āno, no, no, this is a bad dogā he looks at it smells the air and then does his beg trick I said āno this is a no, no, you are going to be sickā. He puts his head down like I harmed him and walks away from me his tail between his legs. Making me feel sad for him.
Last night I took my purse to bed with me stick it down right by my night stand, thinking itās safe there right? wrong!!! At 3 in the morningā¦ I wake to my dog rustling around in my purse, loud sniffing noises and scratching. My husband immediately yelled āknock it off Neoā I look down and right by my bed is Neo has his head inside my purse. He wanted more, I had no more, he swears my purse is a dispenser of wondrous edibles. Heās stolen gum from me, lotion and his latest obsession eos lipgloss. Heās very selective and only takes certain things I swear when he is digging in my purse his mind is like Blistex ā no, Kiss my face ā no, Bare Essentials ā No, eos ā- yes yes yes, Gum ā- SCORE and then he finishes it off by checking to see if the showers open to see if he can steal the soap. Heās ate soap before and in the middle of the night threw it up, we had the hardest time cleaning it up because how do you reallyā¦ clean soap up?
Now I looked it up eos is organic and there is no questionable ingredients, but Iām out $6.00 and just bought a new one last night. My purse is now far away from his reach but now every time I put my lip gloss on he sniffs the air and tries to lick my face, heās seriously obsessed with eos lipgloss and I guess I am too since I have bought 3 of the same flavor this month.
What a crazy dog, am I the only dog owner who has a dog obsessed with smelly things?
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