Harald Blautrrada

I'm the opposite of Harald Hardrada.

[haraldtapemeasure]

I went to an museum, it was wild to see ancient human remains.

If only bones could talk... It'd be so sick .

Guitar solo

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[haraldtapemeasure]

Where do I find such a righteous eyeliner?

[doublewings]

Least favorite thing to have in a candy bar:

Caramel

Coconut

Nougat

Fruit

Nuts

Wafer

Peanut butter

Secret thing I forgot.

Voting ended onAug 10, 2023

[haraldtapemeasure]

Polonium

[farmerlesbian]

thinking about butch bottoms today… 

[farmerlesbian]

thinking about butch bottoms again

[farmerlesbian]

guy you won’t believe this… but i’m thinkin about butch bottoms again today.

[farmerlesbian]

once again thinking about butch bottoms guys….

[farmerlesbian]

maybe even … no i shan’t say

[haraldtapemeasure]

I'm also thinking about butch bottoms, so the thought is spreading. (like the legs of a butch bottom, ideally)

[mcgee427]

huge news!

[haraldtapemeasure]

Is she pagrante?🥺

[haraldtapemeasure]

Avril Lavigne is pre-transition Jesse Pinkman.

[haraldtapemeasure]

Also she invented punk

[inthetags]

reblog and put in the tags your opinions on ASMR

[haraldtapemeasure]

Shout out to tiny butches

[haraldtapemeasure]

I've figured out why they don't put window sills on the fifth floor.

Picture this.

I bake a delicious pie. I leave it to cool on a window sill. There's a delicious scent cloud emanating from it. Cartoonish people float to it, attracted by the smell.

On the fifth floor.

Lethal, I tell you.

[haraldtapemeasure]

Avril Lavigne is pre-transition Jesse Pinkman.

[haraldtapemeasure]

Old sailors be like "I saw it happen with me own one good eye"

[haraldtapemeasure]

In this world, there are those who be eepin' and those who be peepin'.

Exhibit A: eepin'

Exhibit B: peepin'

[haraldtapemeasure]

I made a deal with the us government where they get to store nukes in my basement and they have to store my cousin's piano in exchange

[the-alfreton]

CRANE PENDANT APPRECIATION POST

‼️This Post is for Cool Devices that let you move things up and down and sometimes Dangle on Wires ‼️

[haraldtapemeasure]

Fish? Easiest thing to shoot, especially in a barrel. Crap? Probably the worst.

[haraldtapemeasure]

I've invented the seizure salad

[fullyautomatic]

A doomsday device is actually an awesomeday device to me…