(hard g) gillian

[katswenski]

[starwarsgraphictee]

WOW. Lmao

[chaston96]

All of that bullshit for this one gif are you kidding me

[pizzaotter]

[faggottt]

Uber: “I’m in a blue Honda Civic.”

Me: “ok”

Me to me: “ok, we know what blue is”

[frikiskrew]

[elreyputo]

Bridge to terabithia (2007)

[tokai-teio]

i fucking hate this caption

[tastefullyoffensive]

She looks like she’s up to something devious. (via funcoolmami)

[primroseeverdeen08]

That first day we were trying to get Dan’s eyes to be green because that’s what they are in the book. And Dan was wearing contact lenses. He was allergic to them and after we made the decision to remove them, but the first day we tried to work through it. So for the last scene when he’s saying good-bye to Hagrid you can see almost his eyes tearing and his eye a little bit swollen and it feels like he’s about to cry. He probably was but he never complained. We removed the contacts and he’s never had green eyes since.

-David Heyman

[padfootstolemycrumpet-deactivat]

The eye colour thing always use to annoy me but now I feel bad, poor daniel!

[kaenkusari]

At least they tried.

[lizthefangirl]

thEY DID CARE

[theladthatlived]

THIS HAS LITERALLY CHANGED MY ENTIRE MINDSET ABOUT THE HARRY POTTER FILMS I WAS SO ANGRY ABOUT THIS

[averagefairy]

why do they even sell phone screen cleaning wipes haven’t you ever heard of rubbing your phone on your boob til it’s clean? you can’t sell me anything more effective than my own tiddy

[memewhore]

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

The first time I heard an adult say the f word was when I was in fourth grade and we were doing some project that involved us baking cookies together as a class. My teacher Ms. Lindsey, who was real sweet, was demonstrating for everybody and she asked if anyone knew how to crack an egg, and I really didn’t know how to crack an egg, but I’m a go-getter, so I raised my hand and she called on me. I instantly knew I was in trouble at that point but I’d seen my dad crack eggs hundreds of times so I figured, ya know, it can’t be thaaaat hard. So I grab the egg but I have no sense of how softly you’re supposed to tap an egg to crack it, so I just slam it against the desk and splatter raw egg ten feet in every direction and my teacher said “what the fuck, Dion?”

[hellokrissi]

dion: aries, taurus, gemini, leo, aquarius, pisces

ms. lindsey: cancer, virgo, libra, scorpio, capricorn, sagittarius

[fatmanatee]

[brakehagen-deactivated20161009]

i’ve been laughing at this for like 8 minutes straight

[officialjared19]

My boyfriend is out of his mind

[officialjared19]

Due to popular demand

[officialjared19]

Look what you’ve all caused. I have to go home to this.

[deactivated-blog]

It’s 2017 can we please stop pretending Mario creepypastas will ever be scary

[mariowiki]

mario came out of my wiiu and called me a bitch

[hard-g-gillian]

Dermatologists: avoid touching your face, and NEVER pick at your skin!

Me, having 0 impulse control: unfortunate,

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via ngmferguson)

[coxal]

being nice to waiters is so easy and good the relief in their eyes when you arent angry that you had to wait for 10 minutes makes me sad so just. be nice to waiters

[kiefbowl]

Let’s say your matrilineal line is fairly consistent and everyone has their daughter at 25. So four women in your matrilineal line are born every hundred years. In a thousand years, that’s only 40 women. Like the math is so simple and yet ? You don’t think about it. So in 2000 years, 80 women. So basically, 0 AD started roughly about 80 mothers ago. That’s it.

[hawthorn56-deactivated20230602]

I’m……… i’m a little drunk n cannot deal with this right now

[nylarac]

this took a surprising turn