i am the fat manatee.

All of this is unnecessary. E-mail=fatmanatee45->gmail Twitter=fatmanatee

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met up with some old buds from this website

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What the heck is this app icon

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really can you guys change this back, if you want to add a gourd to the logo for flourish that works i guess

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What the heck is this app icon

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A few months ago i put tumblr on the third section of my apps but now it’s on the second for obvious reasons. Stay tuned to see if it makes its way back to the first!

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Come to this website to see what’s up and they have autoplay ads of candy crush WITH SOUND?

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There's a vid on The Ringer of Trent Dilfer (!!!) offering advice to Zach Wilson and it's basically "do what Tom Brady does" and I can't get over it.

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lmfao man

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My dad asked me about buying a NFT, if you’re wondering if the bubble has popped.

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hmmm

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You BEHEAD Marie Antoinette?

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Crypto line hit me like a truck

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Found him

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Khaby Lame, the Everyman of the Internet

A former factory worker in Italy has become the fastest-growing content creator on TikTok.

In March 2020, during the early days of the coronavirus pandemic, Khabane Lame, a young factory worker in the northern Italian industrial town of Chivasso, lost his job.

He went back to his family’s modest apartment, and despite the urging of his Senegalese father to apply for other jobs, he began spending hours each day posting videos to TikTok under the name Khaby Lame.

Using the social media app’s duet and stitch features, Mr. Lame, 21, capitalized on the momentum of viral and often absurdly complicated life hack videos — slicing open a banana with a knife, using odd contraptions to put on socks — by responding to them with wordless, easy-to-understand reaction clips in which he would do the same task in a much more straightforward manner.

He peels the banana. He puts on a pair of socks. And almost always he punctuates his gags with the video equivalent of a “duh” punchline, extending his arms as if to say voilà and offering an expressive roll of the eyes or shake of the head.

His early posts were mostly in Italian, with Italian subtitles; sometimes Mr. Lame spoke in his native, northern-accented tongue. But it was the wordless, expressive reaction clips —  poking fun at forks transformed into spoons with tape or defending the sanctity of Italian pizza from a video that proposes Sour Patch Kids toppings — that have catapulted Mr. Lame to international stardom. With 65.6 million followers on TikTok and counting, if he continues acquiring followers at his current rate, or near it, he will become the most followed creator on the platform. (Currently that is Charli D’Amelio, 17, who has 116 million followers.)

“It’s my face and my expressions which make people laugh,” Mr. Lame said in an interview on Wednesday, a national holiday celebrating the birth of the Italian Republic. His muted reactions, he said, are a “global language.”

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they call it long island iced tea when it doesn’t actually have tea in it but looks like iced tea? dumb.

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i had it once, ages ago, and obviously i was expecting spiked iced tea and when i tried it it was not that and eventually looked up the ingredients and discovered that it was made with all sorts of weird stuff i was just like “huh”.

i just looked it up again and it was created by some guy on long island who was like “this looks like iced tea” and that was it.

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they call it long island iced tea when it doesn’t actually have tea in it but looks like iced tea? dumb.

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WHAT?

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their igs have turned into a great showcase of two humans having a lot of sex and wanting everyone to know about it

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and now they're engaged! what a ride.

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should this just become a jackass blog

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WHAT?

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their igs have turned into a great showcase of two humans having a lot of sex and wanting everyone to know about it